No problem, no offence taken – I can assure you. And yes, those rumours as revealed by MrNutt Andy and naokfreek, are indeed shockingly all true.
And just expand on the reasons for my preference of chat over bike (although my initial attraction to STW was obviously bikes). I think it's fair to say that I am hugely content the set ups of my bikes, and furthermore I don't feel that my seven bikes don't satisfy all my needs.
However, I appreciate that this almost certainly due to the fact that I am blissfully unaware of how much I could improve them, if only I was to spend even more money on them. Keeping away from the bike forum maintains me in this blissful state of ignorance. Spending time on the bike forum would almost certainly trigger off all sorts of 'big ideas' of how I could further improve my bikes, and raise all sorts of questions concerning how am I managing without that "must have" bike.
Similarly, I find that peaking at the Merlin Cycles and On-One sites has invariably, a detrimental effect on my bank balance. Holding off getting a titanium off-road frame is my current challenge (I spent far far too much on my titanium road bike)
I also it has to be said, find arguing Boris v Ken a bit more fun than arguing 170mm cranks v 175mm cranks. And finally, I find the banter and humour on the chat forum a bit more entertaining than the stuff on the bike forum. Although I'm starting to find the "let's all laugh at fat ugly people who shop at Tesco" is becoming rather tedious.
Anyway bombadillo, now that I have answered your question candidly and comprehensively, perhaps it would be fair for you to answer my question in the same candid way : what under what username were you previously registered on here ? Do tell don't be shy ……. or do you think I should start a thread specifically to ask you the question ?
btw I found this very interesting : "your input in most post's is in general very good" as I've noticed recently that you have a predisposition to backtrack which even exceeds Hora's impressive level. IIRC, a few days ago you were suggesting that I was some sort of **** who talks mostly bollox 😕
Still, your unpredictability might make you rather interesting 8)