Posted a pic of some Lego folk in compromising positions on this thread
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fantastic-2
and it was removed by the mods with an email saying that it maybe Lego but it’s still porn. This made me laugh but then consider the rationale behind this censorship. Lets face it, how could you make porn with no genitalia? Eunuchs do Dallas? Remove the hair and anyone could be forgiven for waking up after a few jars with a same sex Lego partner. It’s not porn, it’s just naughty Lego!

how could you make porn with no genitalia?

You can’t ….. that’s why the Lego porn stars in your removed post had huge knobs.

Oh yeah 😀 I mean they were just Lego lolly pops being sucked by a hot Lego lady who needed cool refreshment.

I’m still more worried about Stephen Hawking cracking one off.

Yeah, just because he is a theoretical physicist and cosmologist genius with CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA after his frikin name doesn’t mean you can get away with masturbation in public even if it is by the medium of Lego.

PMSL, I’m sorry, that’s too funny. Is this site run by Americans by any chance?

doesn’t mean you can get away with masturbation

I’m fairly confident that he can’t do that. And as far as engaging the services of a helper is concerned, I believe that it is no longer technically “masturbation”. Although don’t quote me on that – I’m no expert in the subtle differences between solo sex and a hand job.

I’m no expert in the subtle differences between solo sex and a hand job.

Just a keen amateur then 🙂

What about this?

HTS why the jar of vaseline in the background? 😯

Small bore exhaust.

Is that a euphamism for something else?

Bless you swede and other silly sods, it’s threads like this that make STW great, rather thab all the bedwetting hand wringing angst and PC cack that pollutes the place these days.

Lifetimes and possibly Lego willies are too short 😉

Eunuchs do Dallas

Eunuchs have penises, just no testicles.

Middle eastern eunuchs (of the Ottoman Court Harem- 1465-1853 & the Dolmabahce Palace 1853-1909) may have had either their testes removed or all of their male genitalia removed. Black eunuchs often had everything removed, whereas white eunuchs tended to have only their testes removed. White eunuchs were banned from harem access around 1582, perhaps because some could still penetrate females in the harem.
Sorry for the cut n paste.

Stephen Hawkins voice <I am the commodore> those from the Clent Duffers (TM) will understand 😀

I salute your superior eunuch knowledge, TheSwede!

Mark, who’s the commodore 😆

It wasn’t Lego porn, it was just a lady relaxing with a couple of young studs.

It was a Lego lady practising her skiing technique.

penetrate females in the harem

Cough