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as with many on here I suffer back pain at times, which is usually managed by careful stretching/supplements/core stability etc. Ironically i was commenting to a mate earlier this week that i was getting a bit lazy on the core stability stuff as back had been pain free for a while............

so anyway, last night I am bent down brushing the kitchen floor and the wife puts a lump of frozen chicken on my back on her way to the microwave (it could have been funny ? perhaps ?)......so I turn with a jolt, and bang, back goes into spasm 👿

so that's my Wed ride ****ed now, and maybe Sunday's too. diclofenac to the rescue - have od'd with 5 since 9pm last night and it's just starting to ease. having been here before I know how to get it out of spasm and under control, but what a bluddy nuisance... grrr....


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 4:38 pm
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lifting my (roadie) training bike years ago. Back has never been quite the same since. Who said training on heavy bikes is good for you?


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 4:44 pm
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Bending over to pick up a remote control the day after my first game of hockey in about 20 years.


 
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Playing pool. Got stretchered out the student union and everything.


 
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Does doing absolutely nothing, in the middle of the night, count? Woke up in agony at the end of May. Osteopath is good, though...

Oo - I have a pic, too...

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feeling better already, keep em coming !!!


 
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1 hour after shopping at Tescos 🙁 Just bent over and - wham bam thankyou maam


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 4:48 pm
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Whilst doing the horizontal lambada in the back of a Volkswagen Polo.

I still wince at the memory of that one...


 
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Walked off an 8ft split level wall (i.e. there was no wall on my side) in the dark.

Ohh, I'm falling?

Wheres the ground gone?

*head/concreet interface*

Ohh there it is!

Why am I cupping the blood coming from my head in my hands? I can't put it back in?

Lots of blood, lots of pain, lots of whiplash about a week later.


 
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I refer you to my post from this morning [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/backleg-pain-any-docs-in-the-house ]ow ow it hurts[/url] basically not moving stuff out of way thinking "that'll save me 5 mins" and over a week later I still have a hot leg to remember not to be such a f***wit next time!


 
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Yesterday I yawned, but I was sitting funny and must have done me shoulder in. Bloody hurt all day. 🙁

Whilst doing the horizontal lambada in the back of a Volkswagen Polo.

By Christ are you a contortionist??


 
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I think this has got to be the most famous one 🙂
[url] http://www.independent.co.uk/news/sneeze-brings-mountaineer-down-to-earth-1253365.html [/url]


 
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By Christ are you a contortionist??

No, hence my back going into spasm and me spending an afternoon in A&E.


 
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Bending over picking up a rag while cleaning my bike. And a couple of weeks back I did something to my calf muscle by stretching in bed when I woke up- hurt like hell and left me limping all day.


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 4:57 pm
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Helping my SO give birth ****ed mine up proper good, god that hurt!


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 5:03 pm
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I had a nice yawn, couldn't walk for 3 days! I'm a fairly healthy 27yo, that shouldn't happen to me! 🙁


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 5:15 pm
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Bending down so my 4 year old, riding on my shoulders, could press the button at a pelican crossing. Had to put him down then support myself on walls and buildings so I could drag myself 500 yards home.

Picking up same child at the bottom of the stairs on Christmas Eve a year later, just prior to cooking a big meal for family and visiting parents on Christmas Day - that also involved leaning on kitchen units and dragging myself around on Christmas morning so I could do it.

Picking up my camera bag just before starting a job! Involved lying down for 10 minutes whilst being fed large amounts of ibuprofen so I could get up and "keep calm and carry on"


 
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So anyway, my pal Mark (real name - he's not a cyclist so will never read this) apparently used to enjoy a bit of 'gentleman's relief' in the bath when he lived at home. He didn't enjoy the 'issue' ending up in the bath with him, so used to contort his little feller out of the bath. And put his back out doing it. And then had to explain to my Mrs (who he worked for at the time) why he couldn't come to work.

I thank you, thread closed. There can be no more ridiculous way of injuring your back....


 
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I Landed on my face doing a forward somersault on a trampoline, that hurt. A lot.


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 5:26 pm
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I picked up a sheet of paper. Not even heavy paper, just a sheet of normal A4. Took me over a fortnight to get over that, and a lot of painkillers.


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 5:29 pm
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Granted not as ridiculous but mine went getting out of the bath back in mid feb.
After 7 weeks of agony on a cocktail of opiates, dicoflenic, diazempam I had a steriodal epidural. While completing this they managed to puncture the spinal dura so had to have a blood patch a couple of days later to fix that.
Long story short the bulge on the disc was far to big to have gone away with the steriods, and on the 16th August I went under the knife for a discectomy. Still recovering and will be for another month, but the pain has gone at last 😀
The only good thing to have come of all this... I somehow decided that a bike might help me recover between the steroids and the op, and well here I am and at the moment I'm addicted and can't wait to be healed enough to get out again 8)


 
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Getting out the car in a tight space so that I had to twist funny.

Leaning over the bed to put some clothes down.

Never doing anything butch and mnly, funnily enough.

Get well soon, I feel your pain. That many diclofenac must be making you feel a bit funny too. I know it used to turn me into a bit fo a zombie.


 
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Last time was a few months back. Got on a train and sat down. All was well. 35 minutes later, went to get up and, wallop! Eye watering pain and very nearly couldn't get off the seat. It was spangled for about 10 weeks after that 😥


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 5:47 pm
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I never have any problem with my back, but about 6 months ago, at the end of a perfectly normal Sunday morning ride, sitting in the tailgate of the car, reaching down as usual to take off my boot and a little twinge started then just grew and grew and grew until I couldn't move.

Doctor gave me some strong diclofenac and CoCodamol. I think it's the constipational quality of the morphine in the CoCodamol that acts as a sort of internal splint, and thus keeps you bolt upright that does the healing.


 
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First time I was 20 - did a diving forward roll down the stairs and through the doors at newcastle uni into the club downstairs - didn't know it was out until the morning when I couldn't get out of bed.

Took it out again at the gym - slipped adjusting my position and the jolt knocked it out. Couldn't get my undies on or off and got stuck on the loo. Had to be helped off by the missus.

Last time was getting up off the sofa. I put my laptop down as I went up and it pinged out.

Touch wood, been ok bar aching and such from falling.


 
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I've just missed a second day of work thanks to my back going 'twang' in the early hours of Tuesday morning. I was just turning over in bed, although admittedly I'd spent much of the weekend lifting heavy stuff.

I've been stretching through gritted teeth today and feel a little more mobile now. Hopefully I'll manage to get some sleep tonight.


 
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Not my back but a really stupid way to hurt myself - I was cleaning the inside of one of my cars rear windows, for some reason at an odd angle which meant my leg was twisted round. Must have strained it too far as my knee popped and I collapsed. Just soft tissue damage but it happened two days before my driving test which knocked my confidence and I was rubbish!


 
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Having had a dodgy back for years (I've lost track of the £1000s I've spent on osteopaths etc!?) I've have the opportunity to put my back out in many different ways.

Lamest was squatting down to pick up a coffee from the stage floor (I used to work in theatre) only for my back to go as I reached the bottom of the squat. Collapsed in agony out of sight of anyone else. Once I'd got someone's attention I ended up being stretchered out to an ambulance up a one storey high ramp (the stage was lower than the street outside). Colleagues helpfully taking the piss out of me trying to get me to laugh, which was easy as I was on nitrous oxide, without thought for the pain that the laughing was causing me. Bu**ers!

Most MTB related was bunny-hopping a big puddle. The effort caused my back to go into spasm in mid-aim. Landed in a heap. Thankfully I was out with my sister on that occasion so had someone to look after me.

There's loads more but they're the headliners. The lesson should be to look after your back! Don't just dismiss back pain as something that will go away. If back pain starts to become a regular feature of your life seek assistance. I'd recommend a combination of 30% osteopathy to 70% sports massage. Be prepared to spend whatever it takes even if it does seem ridiculously expensive. If you do not get things sorted sooner rather than later then the eventual bill and impact on your life may be much greater!

A final positive note is that exercise, especially biking, continues to be very beneficial for the health of my back. 🙂


 
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Putting my bike in the shed.


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 6:08 pm
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some crackers in there

tyres - spot on, although in my case I saw osteopath 2 weeks ago and had a sports massage, concentrated on my back on Monday evening !!!


 
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Towel drying my hair I put my neck into spasm and was stuck looking at my left foot for three weeks. after two weeks back at work I bent over to tie my shoe laces and couldn't get back up.


 
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Playing swingball with the missus. Missed a shot, followed through a bit too much, and couldn't walk for a week.


 
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dropped a biro, picked it up and AAAARGH!


 
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Yesterday. Spent the bank holiday weekend on the two wheeled steed slip sliding root riding hill climbing step flying drop trying..... Got into work on Tuesday morning with nowt but a few scratches on my legs, lent forward to switch the PC on and badda bing badda boom, back went......


 
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Picking up a dropped bolt in the garage. But I think it was my first attempt at ice skating the previous day that was the real cause.


 
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Done it a few times sneezing as well.


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 10:04 pm
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I am finding that 2 glasses of wine on top of the Diclofenac is helping too now 😆


 
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Getting out of bed on the morning of my 21st birthday. Spent the next week lying on a mattress on the floor unable to move and having to piss in a bottle!

Chin-up.


 
Posted : 01/09/2010 10:11 pm
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It's amazing just how many of us have sore backs and reasonably regularly 'put them out', despite probably being closer towards optimum weight/fitness/core strength that the average. I would suggest that fitness and core stability tends to speed recovery when it does happen, but I don't really want to say that, quite yet......

What was that old evolutionary thing about man should have stayed on all fours ?


 
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putting my undies on stood up first thing in the morning...according to my physio, it's very common, and ever since i've sat down......simple but effective......


 
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chasing the cat down the stairs 😆


 
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Turning the corner from the corridor onto the platform at Moorgate two years ago. 6 weeks of my right calf being in constant spasm, little sleep and much osteopathy to relieve things. That only went when I had a nerve block carried out on my spine.


 
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Reaching down to turn the bath taps on, I got nowhere near them.

I had to have a home visit as there was no way I was going anywhere. Unfortunately for me the Doctor arrived while my wife was out leaving me torn between the certain agony of getting to the door and the sheer panic that the Doctor would go away again before I could get there.


 
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So does anyone ride with any sort of back protection?

I'm very concerned after having had the surgery about ending up with another problem.
I've been considering the 661 core saver, as I'd far rather have people looking at me thinking I'm over protected than end up in agony again. Does anyone have any experience with this or similiar products, and is it going to be worth it?


 
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Bending over to wash my face while shaving usually finishes me off.

Just off to stretch now, having moved about 30 casks ready for my beer festival on Friday. The things I do for beer 🙄


 
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Have suffered from back pain since a mis(s)adventure many years back. So any thing, moving too much / too little can have me hobbling. However, on one such occasion, was bullied onto a waltzer, despite my protests and better judgement, when suddenly mid-swing,there was slight pop and my back was fine for years.


 
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Fantastic thread - I've had a 'trick' back for ages so getting a kick from this.

1st - playing darts in a pub at uni. Had to be helped out of pub and driven home. Was a back spasm, took a week to calm down.

2nd - Travelling home on a train, lay down on three seats to sleep off a hangover, you know with the ridges (not armrests) between them. Anyway, got to stop and nearly died trying to get off seats and had to roll off and go via all fours. ****ing nightmare.

3rd - avoiding 3 year old as I came into house with an arm full of logs. "Daddy I need to pee" type comments. Didn't feel too bad until the next morning when I couldn't move, couldn't even sit up in bed it hurt so much.

Currently seeing chiro, as apparently right leg is about an inch shorter than the other (they do both reach the ground however?!) - result of twisted hips which is my particular issue.
Thankfully cycling helps to a degree so try and get out a bit...


 
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Chipping ice off am upright freezer.
I was lying on the floor in the kitchen laughing it hurt a lot.
And I had to sleep downstairs for 3 days as I couldn't nake it up the stairs. Of course I managed to crawl to the tv remote.


 
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I was having a poo!

Good job physio was a friend of mine!


 
Posted : 02/09/2010 8:47 am
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I hit a tree whilst on the MTB trying to flick out a fly that got inside my glasses, my back's still not right two months later 🙁


 
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Lifting my bike into the back of the pick-up 😥


 
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Back in the Army I was on top of a 432 APC sorting out some cables when my crewman jumped in the vehicle and pulled forward, I fell off backwards and landed with my rifle slung over my lower spine doing all sorts of damage. That was an owie.


 
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My last time was last month. I was trying to show my son and his mates what a 'manual' was.
I borrowed one of the kids BMX to demo.........never been on a BMX before....
Anyway ended up falling off the back or it in a heap on the floor - they laughed and I cried 😉

I'm just off to the hospital now to have an operation on the prolapsed disc I caused, exactly 2 years since the the last operation caused by a similar exploit 🙁

One day I might learn, but until then....


 
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ankalysing spondiddlyitis.... i wear 661 upper body armour if i'm doing anything that might involve single track, i dont care if people look at me and chuckle at my over-kill armour... i'd like to avoid the wheelchair for as long as possible 🙂


 
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did my back in 10 years ago attempting a jump on a mates bmx. i did the jump a few times on my bike, landing into a manual and sefely rolling away, but on the bmx when i tried this the bike just rolled out from under me leaving me to land very hard on my arse. it jarred my spine, compressing 3 lumbar vertebrae (L3-L5). nine months of treatment on a traction machine and other forms of physio seemed to solve the problem but it would always flare up now and again. then 2 years ago when i was moving some furniture i sneezed and it went again, leanving me off work for 2 weeks, and unable to ride my bike for 2 months. although when it first happened i was still able to ride the bike but struggled to walk.
now its happened again last week when i hoisted my little lad onto my shoulders whilst out shopping. the pain now comes and goes in varying degrees of discomfort and pain.
i hate my back injury problem...i wish i could say its a pain in the arse but its just a bit further up!!!


 
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Have tweaked it in a variety of diffferent ways in bike stacks, but the campest one was the first one.

12 years old, biology lesson, clearing up after an experiment - was crouched down putting stuff in a cupboard. Looked round to get the next bit and couldn't turn my head back. Had to walk down to a&e sideways.


 
Posted : 02/09/2010 12:49 pm
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some belters in there !

back to my OP - well the frozen chicken got eaten last night, I saw my friendly osteopath this morning and he got a few big crunches out of my back, and my wife is feeling very guilty 😆

the pain is beginning to ease off so here's hoping I can get out on the bike on Sunday before all this nice weather goes away !!

brownie point bank should be full enough anyway 😛


 
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I've just done mine hovering the debris off my patio.

😥


 
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