HA HA, BigDummy, at least I have no intention of trying to carry my kitchen sink about on it too.. 😉
Though that said, if you think the pump and bottle cage is rough, give it a month and will have a plethora of plastic mudgaurds, saddle pack and other baggage that actually makes riding through the winter more comfy, bolted, taped and zip tied all over it.
SFB pump nozzle and handle all waterproofed now (see 1st pic), stow it where? I hate riding with a pack on and only do that when I use it to commute on so I got some decent clothes for work.