I’ll start with this from today’s Guardian.

Got a better one?

APF

Although a Celtic fan, Druidh, that back page headline still cannae be bettered in my opinion.
However, I haven’t seen any of today’s papers yet, and was in that England place over the weekend, so missed Sunday’s too.
Anything you would recommend I should see?

I was a big fan of

DO YOU KNOW THE TEA-TIME SEX BEAST?

in the Huddersfield Daily Examiner about 6 years ago.

Still a favourite

There was The Sun – George Michael ‘Zip it up before you go go’ after his incident from a few years ago that made me smile…

The Onion

“Drugs Win Drugs War”

I like this one “Freddy Starr ate my hamster” from a few years back.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Freddiehamster.jpg

Always liked this one:

The ‘Daily Sport’ had some classics:

‘I’ve been stabbed, ah say i’ve been stabbed’ – actor who played Fred Elliot attacked by his ‘friend’

‘Shoots you!’ – Fashion designer Versace murdered (or was it just wounded?)

I quite liked captainflash’s “KP Skips” on here from a while ago – and somebody mentioned “It’s curtains for Karpets” in a roadie mag I think, though I never saw it myself

The Sunday Sport could always be relied upon to produce a good headline:

😆

On sacking his legal team during his swinger-club-slander case

“Tommy Sherridan drops his briefs”

I always liked the headline in the Hull local paper around the 16th April 1912..

“Hull Man lost at sea”

he was of course on the Titanic…..

Best headline ever.

OK so it’s not a proper headline but this made us chuckle on an MTB trip to Yorkshire (where else?)

17/11/2009 by markxknowles, on Flickr

Trickydisco wins this. Superb.

“Elton Takes David Up The Aisle”, The Sun, on the occasion of Elton John’s civil partnership / marriage to David Furnish.

“Leeds Grammer School Drugs Problem”, Yorkshire Evening Post – not just a headline but on the newsstands all over Leeds one afternoon.

Gotcha!