Took out mortgage and joint current account with HSBC. Mortgage approved, paid for etc etc all fine. They write a letter and say "we don't have your ID for your current account, if you don't provide it in 2 weeks we will close your account". So we call, discuss with phone jockey, phone jockey says "ok, no problem, just bring a photo ID in when you can" – "will do, but only photo ID is in for address change as we've just moved (you might guess that, having given us a mortgage)". "Ok, no problem, when you can". A week later, same again, phone call – call the number back, enter your account number "you're no longer required to contact us, the matter is resolved" says the auto-answer.
Another week later another letter, another phone call. I ask why the ID for the mortgage was sufficient for them to loan us a mental amount of cash but not sufficient for them to give us an account to put money in to pay said mortgage. No answer. "just bring it in when you can, I'll note it on the account"…."ok, cheers".
4th time/week in a row "It's been a month, we've sent you several letters, we need to sort this out, you need to bring us ID or we'll close your account"…."I know, and I've called you back more times to try to sort it, can you not read the notes put on by the last person, I don't have ID as it's away getting the address changed, I'm getting pretty cheesed off with you keep calling, I'll bring it as soon as possible". "you could bring us a utility bill, not a photo ID" – why the f*&k didn't you tell us that in the first place when we asked?
That's after having had the branch staff leave early when we had an appointment and took the evening to go into the branch to see them together with the paperwork.
I seriously question the brainpower and thought processes involved, I'm almost tempted to write a letter.