Two minutes on the turbo trainer – see how far you can advance your speedo's mileometer due by wheel rotation in that time.

My best is 0.97 miles.

But I hate turbo training enough as it is!

turbo trainer………….
george, get a life…ffs………. 😉

18,000 miles

What if I take off the resistance? 😆

With the resistance. Go on see what you can do. Experience a new level of pain.

0. Then I realised the speedo is on the front wheel.

Is this the start of another 18000 mile farce?

Not unless you turn it into one.

sounds very simalar to said farce

I have a challenge for you: see if you can go for just one day without having at least 2 of your topics on the front page…

crazy-legs – I have another challenge for you – take what I write at face value like it is intended to be taken. You'll beat 0.97miles in 2mins surely.

Yeah, should really have put a 😉 at the end of my post…

I don't have a turbo trainer, only rollers and given that they have zero resistance, it's easy to beat that target, I think it would count as cheating!

Fire up a distance for rollers then.

29.1 mph average over 2 mins is pish poor for a guy who rides 18000 miles a year. 🙂

Ditto what Dougal said. 🙁

Plus, CBA.

Well you do better then.

Sorry ISBI it's late and I am too old to risk a coronary on a pointless internet challenge.

What's a "turbo trainer"?

What's a "turbo trainer"?

Like a Dr. Ferrari for flat fish.

[mental image of turbot trainer]

So did you could turbo trainer miles in your "18K" figure ?