but this isn’t top trumps is it?
Top trumps would have you rating the fruit on various characteristics. For example, pineapple is tastier than an apple, but an apple is far more portable.
What 6 categories are we rating on:
Taste (obvious)
Value (have you seen the price of strawberries!)
Reliability (you can get shit pieces of good fruit too)
Portability (as above)
Ease of preparation (pineapples, melons, all nice but a bloody faff)
Versatility (rhubarb = crumble, but sod all else)
For me, it has to be: They’re tasty, you can carry it, they’re cheap, rarely disappoint (unless you’re stupid enough to eat green ones), so simple a chimp can work it, and can be used in so many ways from raw to fritters, banoffee pie, barbecued with a flake stuffed inside, with custard……. a banana