[url= http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160559216667&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp5197.m570.l1313%26_nkw%3D160559216667%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1#ht_1208wt_1141 ]Ebay wetsuit listing[/url]
Not quite as good IMO, but worth a read.
I've included a picture of a bear using a urinal
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Q: oh my god make love to me now! your the best! 15-Mar-11
A: "You're" the best! Do you still want to make love?
Spot on, that is 🙂
😀 "will you marry me?"
Ha! absolutely brilliant.
Does anyone have a capture of that famous BMX ebay sale? I can't find one.
Kev
Thought you were about to start a thread from the resident "sick to the power of gnar" Elbry...
big_scot_nanny, for the first time my gmail search function has come in useful...I don't have a screenshot but here's the text
This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.Q: Dudu , thats the sickest description ive read to date . Had me and my family in stitches. If you reconsider postage for this bike im happy to pay you for your time involved as i collect stingray bikes . Been after a chrome boomerang for a while.Let me know if your interested as i would love to max out the skid record. Cheers man . 30-Jan-09
A: Hello Radster. I suppose I could skid down to the postie and see what it would cost to post. I don't know where you live, but I might just try guessing. is it 64 McDonald Drive in Brisbane?
Q: dude, does this bike come with contraception because i all ready have 3 kids.this is the best description i have ever read i think you should go into business writing for ebay!!thanks 4 the entertainment,i'm still pissing my self 30-Jan-09
A: Thanks Sick Guy. It doesn't come with contraception, but I will include a photo of me doing a stunt if you like. It's pretty blurry, but it's still a wicked rad stunt. Let me know.
Q: How long are the skids that this bike can do? 29-Jan-09
A: Dear Mad Dog. The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock. I once did a skid that went for two weeks.
Saw that a while ago via Twitter. Love that he's now giving the proceeds of the sale to charity and that the suit manufacturer has chipped in a brand new suit too.
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Q: oh my god make love to me now! your the best!
A: "You're" the best! Do you still want to make love?
something makes me think he is an stw-er?
that was probably the funniest thing that i have read for a long time (apart from my bank statement 😀 priceless 😀
excellent, thanks whippersnapper!
Thanks greatape, that was excellent.....genuinely made me lol 😀
Jeff at the Miners Arms reckons he invented 'the horse' when he was a lad, we explained it was an animal and that evolution created it, he was having none of it, reckons he crossed a deer with a cow after a bottle of scotch.
I needed to pee after reading that 🙂
this thread is a much needed shot of happiness.. straight into the main pleasure centre..
a welcome antidote from the other turgid threads I've posted on in the last week..
churz!!
up to £11000 so far!! 😯
very good 😀
That is truly brilliant.
Good on him.
it's gotta be some sort of a social marketing exercise thing right?? That's what the BMX ad turned out to be didn't it?
Someone showed me a few days ago, price has rocketted, as has the amount of stuff donated. Fair play to his donating a fair chunk of money to charity.
If I had lots of money I'd bid!
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price has rocketted, as has the amount of stuff donated.
Understatement of the week.
Man, it's a love-hate relationship, but some days I love the Internet.
Sick to the power of rad? I thought this was about Elbrys new vid which is on the ST Facebook page at the mo 😆