I really, really, really have to bite my lip on the day. The wife has to go and get the mother in law and brother in law and bring them over to ours. Brother in Law has never 'hosted' the day and neither has my brother. That's wind up point number one.
Food is a help yourself affair from the serving dishes on the table, so why oh why oh **** why do people take more than they can eat and throw the rest away. Are you TOO **** STUPID to be able to just take what you can stuff in your bone idle body. Wind up number 2
Mother in law always winges about how she must have a drink with daughter and so I should drive. Well, listen here. I do all the **** driving the rest of the year. My relatives can get over to ours by themselves. I see no reason why I should piss about taking an hour out of my day to drive you about. Mrs Feet agrees with this too. Wind up number 3
Have you got [insert really bizarre drink that nobody has here]? the Brother In Law says when asked if he wants a drink. Now this happens every year and we actually make a pioint of asking the week before, but every **** year it's the same. Well listen here mister. If you want drink bitter lemon and advocat or something weird like that either tell us or **** bring it with you you bone idle ****!
Bugger. i can feel my rage rising already. I do like the day for the kids though, its just that the so called adults could actually MTFU and think about things.