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[Closed] Kick bikes so so wrong

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I must have lived a sheltererd life, because today I saw something I've never seen before. Grown men riding/pushing scooters (kick bikes) around the Purbecks. This whole experience has left me feeling damaged, dirty and scarred for life. I'm sorry but these things and the people that ride them are wronguns. The whole experience was made more farsical by watching one of the guys argue with the ferry man that it wasn't a bike and therefore he should have to buy a bike ticket for the crossing. All for the sake of a quid wtf.


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 8:14 pm
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WTF are you on about.


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 8:19 pm
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It sounds like clever advertising spam. Where can I buy a kick bike?


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 8:21 pm
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Posted : 29/04/2011 8:28 pm
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Dick bikes.


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 8:30 pm
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Oh a scooter....


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 8:30 pm
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A penny farthing with a pillock between the wheels.


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 8:57 pm
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They look fun, what's the problem?


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 9:17 pm
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stuff you lot of miserable buggers, it looks like a right laugh I agree with that sc-xc chappy up there


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 9:52 pm
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Looks a bit like a dirt surfer for people who can't steer one


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 9:56 pm
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fella did the paris-brest-paris audax on one of them.


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 10:01 pm
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๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 10:09 pm
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I think the lycra is unnecessary, but would have a go on one after a few jars.

They'd be good for kids who can't skate (like the micro scooter), but for a full grown chap...

469 Euros (for the blingy one) and you can fit a basket to the front ๐Ÿ˜‰

I bet we'll be seeing these everywhere soon though: [img] [/img]


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 10:19 pm
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Just showed my wife and her response was 'WTF are those?!? are they for people who never learnt to ride a bike?'

Summed it up quite nicely I thought!


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 10:34 pm
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People are always trying to invent something thats a sort of clever off road gravity powered thing, like a mountain board say

but they always end up with a rubbish bike

but I'd have seen them it would have made my day.....


 
Posted : 29/04/2011 10:37 pm
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probably can't skate, never mind ride a bike ๐Ÿ™„

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Posted : 29/04/2011 11:08 pm
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Remember their being a team of them at Mayhem in 05, in the wet, they were last by a very long way. Couldn't 'ride' up, nor down the hills. I just think you look special!


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 9:30 am
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I think my earlier comment was a little unfair as they do seem to provide enjoyment. I think I would give them a go provided the rear wheel had a chain device so I could drive it via pedals, I'd then add a saddle to sit on and make the wheels equal size so they don't look as special. Oh hang on that's been done.


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 10:47 am
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I remember having one of these in the 80's. BMX scooter or "scootex" as they were known as, back in the day.


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 10:54 am
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That is going to work your glutes BIG time, and Hamys...might get one to bal my 'classic' biking ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 1:51 pm
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i want to take it off some dirt jumps


 
Posted : 30/04/2011 2:02 pm
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClXBr0ndhK8

probably can't skate, never mind ride a bike

Seems wrong on many levels to me.


 
Posted : 01/05/2011 11:40 pm
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Each to their own.


 
Posted : 02/05/2011 9:07 am
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[img] [/img]

they're nothing new, they've just made them appealling to old people by putting a big front wheel in ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 02/05/2011 9:42 am
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It's all a bit Nathan Barley, in't it!


 
Posted : 02/05/2011 10:46 am
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do you swap legs, or just drive with one leg?
surely you're just going to end up with one disproportionately large arse cheek?


 
Posted : 02/05/2011 11:03 am