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  • made me laugh anyway !
  • tone71
    Free Member

    28 Lines to make you smile.
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    >>
    >>
    >>>>> 1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences.. She thought
    >>>>> she was God and I didn't..
    >>>>> 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
    >>>>> 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
    >>>>> 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    >>>>> 5..Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
    >>>>> 7… Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    >>>>> 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    >>>>> 9.. I'm not a complete idiot — Some parts are missing.
    >>>>> 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    >>>>> 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
    >>>>> medicine.
    >>>>> 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
    >>>>> 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    >>>>> 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
    >>>>> 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    >>>>> 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
    >>>>> 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
    >>>>> 18 . Procrastinate Now!
    >>>>> 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
    >>>>> 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
    >>>>> 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
    >>>>> 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
    >>>>> 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
    >>>>> 24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> 25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
    >>>>> thousand times the memory.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> 26..Ham and eggs…A day's work for a chicken,a lifetime commitment
    >>>>> for a pig.
    >>>>> 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> 28.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
    >>>>> Life is too short and friends are too few!

    neverfastenuff
    Free Member

    A chap at our works has a BA in Art, so he listed it on his business cards as … BA (Hons)
    We are an Engineering company..
    So line 19 made me smile..

    saladdodger
    Free Member

    ta for that

    brilliant

    Solo
    Free Member

    Tone71.

    Yeah, good post. I liked it.

    Ta.

    😉

    Solo

    tone71
    Free Member

    glad i could put smiles on faces 😀

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