Maybe Im being a bit picky but for me his advert left alot unanswered –
Hello mate
I have a few questions about your bike if you don’t mind-
1 – You say the parts are waranted, who is it that has a warant out on them, is it the police, MI5, KGB or FBI?
Should I worry about this, is the bike kosher?
2 – I currently have the same ‘unique’ wheelset on my other bike, I see you investigated during the wheelbuild process, is it easy to rebuild such a ‘unique’ wheelset, can you supply instructions? (I will gladly pay RRP for this item if its not included already)
3 – A 32 front ring on a single set up is not really what I would want, could you fit a 34 or maybe swop the chain guide for a double set up for the same price? (you could keep the chainguide, it doesnt look much use to me set up like that)
4 – can you provide exact weight in EU recognised metric units please?
5 – Can you likewise provide weight with pedals of my choosing?
6 – “TYRES. MAXXIS IGNITORS 26 X 2.1 LUST £94.00” can you clarify – is this per tyre or for two
7 – I see you have listed cable iners and outers, can you confirm the cables have end nipples fitted to prevent fraying? This is not clear from your pictures
8 – can you provide a breakdown of your hours to complete the build so I can justify the additional £200 quoted on RRP to the bike to work administrators at my employer (You do take bike to work vouchers I assume?)
9 – can I have a test ride?
10 – could you substitute Runnin Gin for Gordon’s. I much prefer Gordon’s Gin
11 – ehm appologies as it may be a bit obvious this one but what ARE your normal shop hours?
12 – can you send overseas? (I am currently in Nigeria and would also be interested in any mobile phone you may have for sale)
13 – can you send me your bank account details and password so I can transfer the money?