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What a tit!
I feel informed.
WTF...?
News of the World exclusive......
OMG WTF LOL
You got it notw exclusive!!! If true why???
FFS you could at least post a link 🙄
Monica "Polo" Mint is her name
you know, the one with the hole
£800? blimey, does she charge by the inch?
I wonder if Abby will dump him, . . . . . . er, . . . no of course she won't.
Thanks for the linky ATP. If true what is wrong with the man?
no.1 Abby is at home
no.2 You're famous and people are going to talk/sell to such papers
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£800 is a lot of money but......
😯
£800 is a lot of money but......
..not as much as the several thousand pounds she'll get from the NOTW.
Meanwhile, every day, hundreds of thousands of people all round the World die from war, famine, disease, etc....
Who?
Girls gotta make a living!!
CaptainFlashheart - MemberWho?
Monica Mint! 🙄
Not you, Captain, so go back to sleep. Nothing at all to concern you here.
So he scored then,
LOLThen he undid his trousers and indicated what he wanted me to do. I did as he asked for about 15 minutes.
She's not worth 80quid nevermind 800!
Awesome funbags though 🙂
Semi famous person in non-story shocker!
Yawn, he's a moron with money, what else can he do with it?
It must be true if its in the News of the World.It would be more believable if it was in the Beano.
I've spoken to Crouchy, he said Abbey would never let him kiss her on the lips, so got drunk one night and wanted to find out what it was like and called a pro. £800 was all the small change he had at the time.
There is no way she is worth 400 quid a go. Nice looking boobs but apart from that, she must have seen him coming. 😉
did he do the robot dance after?
in fairness this could have all been a cultural misunderstanding, this is Madrid we're talking about - anyone who's been on the Gran Via at any time of day will know what I mean. He could've just tripped!
Spanish players treat her like a whore apparently....................and ??
...how do the parents of our front-line soldiers feel when such things as a mediore football player paying for a prostitute on a stag weekend is deemed more news worthy to the country than their sons or daughters getting maimed or killed....
Blacklug - Member
...how do the parents of our front-line soldiers feel when such things as a mediore football player paying for a prostitute on a stag weekend is deemed more news worthy to the country than their sons or daughters getting maimed or killed....
they're estatic... i assume.
Woody - MemberSpanish players treat her like a whore apparently....................and ??
I got that too!!
1 : a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
An expensive whore, but still......
She's not worth 80quid nevermind 800!
Did you ask for a refund?
WGAF
800 quid you say....
You could get a different type of [url= http://www.on-one.co.uk/i/q/CBOO26SCD/scandal-comp ]bike[/url] for that!
You buy the News of the Screws? I hope there's a copy of the Observer tucked inside it otherwise you'll be getting evicted from here 🙂
I avoid the utter utter bilge that is the "gutter press" to avoid shit like this, then I get it on STW??
Yes.
EVICT THAT MAN.
He was touching my back, bum, hips and boobs. He kept looking at my body and saying, 'Beautiful'
It's these touching real-life accounts of how the rich and famous go about convincing moderately expensive prostitutes that they wish to pay for their services that makes it worth having a free press. 🙂
Let's face it, if you were a fugly streak of p!ss and earned as much as he does wouldn't you pay £800 for a bit of afters? He probably has that much money tucked down the back of the sofa.
Not that I'm condoning that sort of behaviour of course, if I had that sort of money floating around I'd much rather buy a nice set of wheels.
One of the best quotes I ever heard was from Peter Crouch
Interviewer: "So, Peter, what would you have been if you weren't a footballer"
Peter Crouch: "A virgin"
🙂
If I remember correctly, she (Abi) cheated on him a while ago anyway.
dooosuk - Member
If I remember correctly, she (Abi) cheated on him a while ago anyway.
Aren't footballers & WAGS relationships all based upon a degree of infidelity to ensure a suitable retirement fund?
Wonder why he needed to cheat on GF maybe she was rubbish in bed?
He's an idiot and probably has herpes now!
Still who cares as football is boring as hell!
chances of this being true?
limited i imagine 🙂
Its stretching the imagination to say that Abbey Clancy is a TV presenter though isn't it? I'd never heard of her before this morning.
Hang on. "Footballer has economic relationship with woman he's boffing" - surely that's just the standard state of affairs? If WAGs had degrees they'd be chasing hedgies instead...