One of my favourite celebs, decent ethics, Landrover Fan and all that.
If I can pluck up the courage what should I ask him??
VERY VERY EXCITED (feel free to tell me to stop being a big girl and MTFU)
How to cook a hedgehog?
On a landrover engine
Lick his face.
Ive always wanted to give him a french kiss whilst playing with his chest hair. Could you do that for me?
Just start a conversation with him as if he was anyone normal. So, you know he likes a Landy and some meat, why not ask about that sort of thing?
Nothing wrong with recognising and talking to "slebs", as long as you're not stalkerish! Have ended up having many an interesting conversation with well known folks around my part of London. Make the most of it!
Another thought - Why not give him your laptop and let him do a live chat with the good people of STW right here and now!
Who?
Tell him that I thought his chocolate brownie in his River Cottage Canteen was almost orgasmic 😉
Another thought - Why not give him your laptop and let him do a live chat with the good people of STW right here and now!
Fab idea!!!!
Ask him if he's got anywhere with tesco yet.
Of course hes on a train. He drives a ****ing Landrover. If he owned a Disco you'd see him riding round on trains on his program as well..
Get him to comment on here!!!!!
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I fackin love selleerbraateees
Ticket inspector hassling him whilst he's on the phone - class!
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO HE IS FFS!
personally id run off at the next stop
grab a burger king
and sit there eating it, saying very loudly how this burger is delicious and maybe offer him some onion rings or fries
We, well at least the Mrs and I ( 😉 ) [b]DEMAND[/b] a live chat with HFW on here right now!
Please Mr F-W come and talk to us!
make it so!!!!
I'll see what I can do!
coffeeking:Who?
*sigh*
Kill him. You'll be really famous then.
show him the what food is just wrong thread.
ohhhh him. I know him by face, not by name.
Can't see that he's overly interesting?
this should get his attention, and make you not look like a stalker at all
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Tell him that Stinger Ale made from nettles is bloody lurverly.
had some down in Dorset a couple of years back.
Wimped out - said I was a really big fan and gave him my card. There may be some professional interest for him.
Ask him to show us his lovely tats
is he still there? get him online. It is your duty.
chicken.
(see what I did there?)
Ask him he sees the inherent contradiction in his chicken campaign.
Geoff, you've let me down, you've let the side down and you've let yourself down.
kidnap him!
then tell us where you are holding him and we'll all come down and poke him with a big stick until he cook's us all something from whatever he can find in one sq mile.
Kill him kill him kill him
I think he's going to Edinburgh which means were going to be here for another 4 hours or so - I'll see how things go and maybe have another go later!
izakimak - Member
kidnap him!
then tell us where you are holding him and we'll all come down and poke him with a big stick until he cook's us all something from whatever he can find in one sq mile.
Ray Mears a la Provencale, anyone?
Should have shown him the V P photos that would get his attention!
Show him the lime reamer and touch his leg.
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If you've spoken to him once, going back a second time is truly stalkerish. You've blown it, sir.
Stinger ale is lovely. Wonder if they're bringing it back this summer...
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Now you really do need to show him this thread.
UR STLKING IS SARACIN
This should get his attention.....
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Taking pictures of him whilst he sleeps is weird. Photoshopping a cock or something similar on to it, then waking him up and showing him is weirder.
You have 4 hours. Get to it.
ah, I see he's had a go at reading the IWH thread - made me nod off too
takisawa2 doing that as I typed it is weirder still!
kill him
Harry_the_Spider...
Oh, that kind of cock...
Either sort will do. One of each perhaps.
This is one of the funnyist threads for ages.
I'm soo jealous.
Ask him does he ride bikes? Also I'm cooking Coq au vin tonight, can I have any tips please?
This thread is bringing out the best in everyone. Even Hora made a funny. 🙂
Tell him you're his biggest fan, and that you really liked it when he made that foetus into pate and ate it.
Ask him to do the gay test.
I've got a knob of butter.
What should I do with it?
Scream when the train goes through a tunnel or see how loud you can say "blow job" before attracting his attention.
Right. Off home now. I want to here tales of your arrest by the time I get to the other side of Manchester.
KILL HIM
ask him the best way to cook human flesh if you were deep in the jungle & you were a bit peckish.
weird. I've just been a train with some nutter who kept staring and thought I was Hugh Fearnley-Whitinstall.
Ask him why he wears his watch strap so slack.
Ask him if he wants your autograph.
Ask him if he's really called Hugh Wemmbley-Hogg.
Ask to have a look at his credit card. I want to know if he can fit his whole name into that damned small paper signature strip.
kill him
Ask if he wants a burger from the buffet car.
Ask him what I should have for tea tonight
ask him if you can sit on his knee.
Apparently Harry Enfield based this character on him ?
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Home now. All quiet from Geoff. Is he hog tied in the guards van with a clump of HFW's chest hair in his teeth?
Finger bang him
Talking about finger banging... has anyone seen the new gloves from POW?
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The Shocker...
Glove genius!
Two and two might have been better. They could have called it "The Spocker"
Hmm - does this deserve a thread of its own, or would that threaten to offend someone?
I think it is most deserving of a new thread!
Your wish is my command...
Ask why he was called 'Stinky ' whilst at Eton ?
Well, I followed Flash's advice, and ended up chatting to him for the last hour or so. Seems like a decent chap and appeared genuinely interested in some of the '[i]maybe vaguely related to what he does[/i]' things that I'm working on - especially the idea of doing a programme on cooking mitten crabs out of the Thames 🙂
I didn't tell him about you lot or ask him how to cook a hedgehog. Sorry!
Oi druidh - you will be listing those bad boys next week on the site so get comfy with them!
they is sweet. £30 retail
Oi druidh - you will be listing those bad boys next week on the site so get comfy with them!
they is sweet. £30 retail
I am very disappointed in you Geoff.
Can we ban Geoff from the forum please?
He... Spoke... To... Hugh....
OH MY GOD!!!
I have all his books and DVDs and they are all signed!!
Actually, only one set is signed and I am still missing a couple of books, but only because I don't get out to the bookshop much these days.
Not a stalker. No.
Honest.
I remember the first series of River Cottage. I used to run home excitedly and clock-watch....then get slowly rat-arsed with a bottle of red watch it 😀
you should have killed him