You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station – it was that human torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film.
I tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming.
Mr Chang goes for a job interview in a factory. The interview goes well and he is offered the job. “You start tomorrow” the foreman tells “and you’ll be in charge of suplies.”
About midday the foreman realises that he hasn’t seen Mr Chang all day, so goes out onto the shopfloor to see how he’s getting on. He looks all over for him but can’t find him anywhere. As he is heading back to his office Mr Chang jumps out in front of him shouting “SURPLISE”
A man walked into a bar. Not a joke, he just didn’t see it.