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Hmmmm - hope you like it.
how many teeth?
Good job you didnt take your Granny with you.. 😉
The teath are showing signs of wear already! (thought i'd say it first :lol:)
I keep getting those on my calf.
A little rubbing alcohol will take it right off.
😉
a circular saw blade?
His Missus had the chain round his neck - 😆
Hope you kept the receipt
Nice wife beater. Says it all 😀
neverfastenuff - had to think about that one 😆
Is it Bio-Pace?
It can get addictive by all accounts
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Pepper, is that the bloke doing the chainwheel project? The template was from his website!
OMG
lol
Not my cup of tea, but as long as you're happy with it
....for like the next 60 odd years
gold chain - check
wife beater - check
tats - check
It must be a Guido
The tattoo - yes, wife - we'll see!
That is 5 bolt, it wont fit the XT crank spider. You wanted 4 bolt; take it back.
one bolt hole needs drilling out
Is that you or the missus ?
Is that a Williams chainwheel?
allthepies - MemberIs that you or the missus ?
You sayin his missus needs a shave?
What is it?
You've got to hope Belt drive doesn't take off! Otherwise you've just stuck Betamax on your arm 😆
not being funny and apologies, but the quality of that is shocking...
[i]What is it?[/i]
Isn't it obvious 🙄
....it's a tortoise shell.
What is it?Isn't it obvious
....it's a tortoise shell.
I was thinking Circular Saw Blade??
You dont want to see where the rear mech is...
hahahahahaha... great troll!
I'm struggling to think of a shitter joke tattoo!
In wilder moments, I've often pondered having the Bontrager logo tattooed, Maori style, across my face - such is my love for their old frames.
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It would look fugging great. I'm balding with no front teeth - I've got nothing to lose. I would rule speed dating events.
Well I clearly don't have as good an imagination as noteeth!
I'm serious. 😉
Well I'm a massive fan of Cove frames. Which one should I get inked on my forehead...
Stiffee?
Handjob?
or..
my favourite STD!
That's dreadful, hope you got a mahoosive discount! & some compen. (really, it is nasty)
[i]Well I'm a massive fan of Cove frames[/i]
Skull logo scaled-up to face size. Sorted.
Your boss will love it!
Can I still get STD across my forehead please?
I'll do the skull thing, but I'm thinking speed dating here too.
[i]I'm thinking speed dating here too.[/i]
Yes, in three minutes you have limited time inwhich to relay essential info.
A skull-face tattoo and 'STD' in large letters across your forehead - you wouldn't even need to speak. Women will flock to you like crazed hens, mark my words.
Across my knuckles I'm thinking of getting T I N Y C O C K
The possibilities are endless. You only live once.
That rocks. Nice.
How about something MTB'y on the lip!
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worst tat evva.
and lol @ the tags
LOL at this thread 😆
PS I decided against a tattoo. Reckoned that with daughter having one, mine would be overkill, although hers is discreet and tasteful. 🙄
The best one has to be this
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apparently
Cougar is taking the piss, either that or its his wife 😕
micasaki - I don't even care if it's real anymore, either way I'm crying with laughter so thank you!
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looks like a football
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It's a 5 bolt brake disk
What have i started? keep'em comin' 😆
Could be worse I suppose.....................
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I'd rather wear the flesh of my dead mother than that chainring tattoo.
It's a BMX Mag wheel.
Shouldn't all the teeth be the same size and shape ?
Didn't realise hope made floating rotors with such a serrated edge?
Is this genuine? 😯
I suppose the YT boy had to start somewhere, unfortunate for you that you were his first vict....customer...truly shocking lol
That. Is. Rubbish. Sorry, but it is so badly executed. Just backs up what I always say, either draw it yourself and make sure it's perfect or make sure the tattoo artist knows how to draw! There's [i]no[/i] excuse for a design like that to be so bad. Epic fail.