A Kleeneze catalogue came through the door yesterday, and I can only imagine the products are targetted at feeble minded oldies who are convinced that such 'gadgets' will make their lives better.
So, I'm assuming that when I retire I'll have CRC, Merlin and Wiggle accounts blocked, my computer confiscated and I'll have to buy all I need to make my few remaing days complete from their shiny little book?
Such delights as a small set of steps so my (presumably over weight?) dog can get up on the sofa, example –
(Even the poor hound looks embarrased)
And a little tea bag dispenser in the shape of a teapot (Natch..!) so I can spend my afternoons carefully flattening out my tea bags and placing them in the top, so I can pull on out of the bottom, 5 minutes later (Sorry no pic, Kleaneze don't have a website you can order from, for obvious reasons….)
Or a free standing heated towel rail (In the BATHROOM section…) that plugs in to a normal 3 pin socket and as such is labelled 'Not suitable for bathroom use' –
'Toasta Bags'(Toasta? – WTF? Are we going all Jay-Zee in our old age?) so when I've finally lost it I can cook EVERYTHING in the 'toasta' –
(Seriously now, that looks hideously dangerous to me!)
Having said this, they sell Bananaguards, so I'm on the slippery slope already. Pass me my tartan slippers, I'm off for a snooze…..zzzzzzzzzzz