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sunday the 28th of june, if that is ok with everyone.

i think that is where and when we decide it would be. 8)


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 10:12 am
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shhhh, don't tell anyone! It's totally hush hush and on the QT [quoting Danny DeVito]

By a strange coincidence, the Bog Trotters are doing a ride from Settle the same day! So we can expect some overlap...


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 10:14 am
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why for โ“


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 10:14 am
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for why we all get sued to Kingdom Come is why


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 10:16 am
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**** em. I'll be there barring some mechanical mishap.


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 10:26 am
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my legal representatives have declined this as apparently it is JUST MADNESS to ride somewhere with other people.
PS I can no longer offer cakes at the end as again I dont have the requisite insurance or training so apologies to all
Good luck.


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 11:38 am
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Do you own a hair net? Do the cakes have use by dates? If someone goes down with food poisoning post ride you'd be ****d junkyard!

It seems Tons the organiser any lawyers take note whose name should be on the lawsuit
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Posted : 02/06/2009 11:49 am
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That address in full:
Tom Bombadil
Withywindle
The Old Forest
Buckland
Middle Earth


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 11:52 am
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If you have your solicitors number on speed dial you are not invited ๐Ÿ™‚

Do we have a mileage and radometer technical-ness rating yet Ton? Junkyard will be needing the route asap for his risk assessment. Don't forget to go round and spray paint all the pointy rocks luminous orange beforehand Johnnie.


 
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So does this mean I could come but Rich couldn't? he is an evil solicitor after all.


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 12:02 pm
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no bring him along he can counter sue everyone for harassment


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 12:05 pm
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๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 12:06 pm
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Ooh tricky one, will he sign a waiver?
Actually we'd have to pay him to draft a proper legally binding one first [b]then[/b] sign it
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(I've nothing against solicitors BTW)


 
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So does this mean I could come but Rich couldn't?

he can come just so long as you tell him no one will be paying for his opinions :o)


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 12:07 pm
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Eh Jonny you might get to play surgeon again!

I'm sure Jo did'nt need the kiss of life, it was only her knee after all ๐Ÿ™‚

Are we taking in the walled BW's around Austwick? they are great when it's dry.


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 12:10 pm
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don't count me as a definite but a definite maybe depending on how I'm feeling, I do love riding in the Dales.


 
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Are we taking in the walled BW's around Austwick?

I suggested Arncliffe Cote (the BW), Mastiles Lane and mebbe Threshfield Moor with Stockdale Lane to finish, which is all further east...


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 12:25 pm
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Is that [b]up[/b] mastilles lane? I have some unfinished business there!


 
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Is that up mastilles lane?

it depends. I'd prefer to split off left and do Threshfield Moor & Winterburn Res followed by the climb to Weets and Smearbottoms Lane back onto Mastiles, but I'm not picking the route...


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 12:37 pm
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we will not be going near mastiles lane.....
i have a nice longish, not too technical route in mind. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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i have a nice longish, not too technical route in mind

we don't want to tax the dear old chap...


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 12:57 pm
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Will we have to show some form of ID, so we can prove we are not under 16?

BTW, Junkyard we are up to Farleton Knott rather than Rivvy tomorrow night if your interested.


 
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I did fleetingly think Jo was a kiddie (she's quite small) but many of the rest of us were near or past our "sell by" dates...

BTW, Junkyard we are up to Farleton Knott rather than Rivvy tomorrow night if your interested.

I might be interested as the official club ride is "getting lost round Dent" and no one from Lancaster may go... what time ?


 
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I want to say yes but I'm flying off to the Alps on 2nd July so dont want to risk injury....till I get there anyway - will decide nearer time but really fancy it


 
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Is this open to any STW bods? I'll be around with bike by end of the month.


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:04 pm
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danny, it is a good xc route mate, nowt daft n dangerous.
a good fitness builder...


 
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Is this open to any STW bods?

except friggin Gibraltarians!


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:05 pm
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Just remember Simon, you are only as old as the woman you feel.

I knew I shouldn't have married an 80 year old


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:06 pm
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Probably 6 o'clock under the motorway bridge, near the farm. I'll confirm tomorrow.

It will only be a couple of hours or so.


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:08 pm
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Simon Ralli

oh yes matey....


 
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Well I emigrate back to Blighty on Saturday and I'm a Scot don't forget and will be driving down from Dumfries.

And as of September you wont need to worry about me as I will be gracing my prescence on all the Dartmoor rides ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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I knew I shouldn't have married an 80 year old

wait till Mrs. Vortex hears this ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:12 pm
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she can't, she's deaf!!!


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:13 pm
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just been mulling a route over.
this seems better, because of parking.
start in settle at the school on the right over the bridge
stockdale lane,new laithe, streetgate, highcote moor, arnecliffe, litton, dawson close, silverdale road, long lane, bark house, feizor to giggleswick scar.
what do you think people....??


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:35 pm
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Thats the one I had in mind for the next ride anyway Ton. Its a cracker.

[url= http://www.dave-lowe.fotopic.net/c1125277.html ]Click for pics.[/url]


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:43 pm
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eh - keep your STW'rs off that Barkhouse BW it's mine ......quite litterally

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Posted : 02/06/2009 1:44 pm
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ChrisE

you could be our local guide ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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Chris, I think you and your missus ought to provide something like this. Donations for your alps trip ๐Ÿ˜‰
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The good ladies of Arncliffe last year


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:55 pm
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that would be very nice indeed.............. ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 1:56 pm
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you know she normally will if you call in.


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 2:24 pm
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Vortex probably cannot get there in time from mine as working late but enjoy


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 2:43 pm
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Mmmmmm cake!

Giggleswick pfff always makes me laugh ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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dawson close

isn't the bottom bit called Spittle Close ? I like that ๐Ÿ™‚
Interesting route Tony, I've done all the bits but never in that order!


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 3:02 pm
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simon, it is a fun route.....some nice long downhills... ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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it is a fun route

I wasn't questioning that ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 3:11 pm
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aaaahh but can you ride the up hills ton?


 
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Ton - this looks a good route - I have done most of the trails, but like Simon, not in that order or even direction. You have managed to get Hawskwick Clowder in which is excellent - I have measured it up and it comes out at an appropriate 28 miles - so 28 on the 28th it is. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 6:07 pm
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When we rode the same route I think it came up just a whisker over 30 miles. A long ride, but a cracking day out.


 
Posted : 02/06/2009 8:47 pm
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Ton, I'll let you sort out the "interested " and "roll call" threads then. I simply cant afford the team of lawyers required for such responsibility.


 
Posted : 03/06/2009 10:41 am
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Need an smbla leader & first aider?? Must try and get the day off for this one.
Working for the last one(and this one) but managed to do it the Fri beforehand.


 
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Need an smbla leader & first aider??

excellent, a volunteer to be sued.


 
Posted : 03/06/2009 11:23 am
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BC will pick up the tab. At least I think thats what I pay membership for ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 03/06/2009 11:53 am