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Started 7 months ago by redthunder
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naokfreek - Member

thought this was gonna be a little odd but alas not.....

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am listening to public enemy
Stranger: have u a delicious pussy?
You: i have a cat
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what kind of cat?
Stranger: come on
You: a tabby called maserati
Stranger: where are u from?
You: london
Stranger: yes
You: well yea
Stranger: i like british accent
You: it is good
Stranger: whats u name?
You: dan
Stranger: how old?
You: 35
Stranger: pardon me! for my first sentence.
You: err what was it?
You: ahh
You: you should cut that shit out
Stranger: dan what do u do there(london)!?
Stranger: u job
You: i'm a cycle courier messenger
Stranger: so good
You: yea it rocks
Stranger: no no
You: yes yes
Stranger: i'm from IRAN
You: so
You: a guy i grew up with in my teenage years is from iran......he's cool
Stranger: WHAT was his name?
You: kashier
You: or kash
Stranger: u married?
You: he and his family have been here since the 60's
You: no
You: you?
Stranger: u type very slowly!
You: yep!!
Stranger: ehsan
Stranger: 21
Stranger: student
You: what do you study?
Stranger: visual art
Stranger: oil painting
You: ahhh nice.....i paint too!!
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: for how many years?
You: ages i've been painting since i was maybe 4/5
Stranger: oil paint? pastel? .... which one?
You: oil, acylic whatever i can get...
You: r
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: so i have a question
You: go on
Stranger: its is an economical question
You: hmmm
Stranger: how much get an ordinary high school teacher monthly?
Stranger: dan!
You: i.ve no idea really maybe £20000
You: gonna go for a piss back in a min
Stranger: i know here, it is 700 $
Stranger: ok
You: what a year?
Stranger: no monthly
You: ahh thats not to much dude...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you are a good guy dan
Stranger: i have to go
You: cool
Stranger: wish u the best
Stranger: in job
You: and u
Stranger: in love
Stranger: and in the life
You: smae
You: same dude
You: laters
Stranger: laters
Stranger: bye
You: word
Stranger: what?
You: its a brit thing
Stranger: slang?
You: yea
Stranger: means what?
You: all good etc
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected

and i'm still listening to public enemy.....

i don't know if my frame is up to it .....

hmmm*na*

Posted 7 months ago #
naokfreek - Member

this site is 'quite spooky'......

i like it

Posted 7 months ago #
aleigh - Member

It's funny!

Posted 7 months ago #
hugo rune - Member

This was a bit strange...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIGHT SUICIDE
Stranger: LOST EYESIGHT IM ON YOUR SIDE
Stranger: ANGEL LEFT WING RIGHT WING BROKEN WING
Stranger: LACKING IRON AND/OR SLEEPING
Stranger: PROTECTOR OF THE KENNEL
Stranger: ECTOPLASMA, ECTOSKELETAL
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: OBITUARY BIRTHDAY
Stranger: YOURE SCENT IS STILL HERE IN MY PLACE OF RECOVERY
You: You know stw? rubber, lycra, mud...
Stranger: WHEN I WAZ
Stranger: A YUNG BOY
Stranger: MY FATHER
Stranger: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Stranger: TO SEE A MARCHING
Stranger: **** SUCK COCK
Stranger: PISS
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: TITS
Stranger: MASTER
Stranger: OF
Stranger: PUPPETS
You: What tyres for innerleithen this weekend?
Stranger: has anyone even gone as far as to say about?
You: I was thinking 2.5 minions but it may be a bit dry.
Stranger: this conversation isnt making any sens
You: thats because sens isn't a real word. Do you mean sense?
Stranger: yeah, typo
You: Well it started a bit randomly but we seem to have got through it.
Stranger: goddammit -_-
You: I know - must try harder
Stranger: will you disconnect if i start telling you about the jar that i shoved up my anus 1 minute ago?
You: Yes
Stranger: OH **** IT JUST BROKE
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: BLOOD IN MY ASS
Stranger: THERES BROKEN GLASS UP MY ASS
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: OMG MY BALLS ARE MELTING
Stranger: AND MY MOUTH IS FILLING WITH CUM
Stranger: IM CHOKING
Stranger: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
You: Excellent. But seriously - what do you expect. This is a form of natural selection
Stranger: OH **** YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 7 months ago #
Rich - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: would you like to have consensual sex in the missionary position?
You: thats what real people are for
You: not the internetzzz
Stranger: i can has sex with you
Stranger: i have a fleshlight adapter for my pc
You: no thanks im all booked up today
Stranger: fffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
You: u wish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That site is so addictive!

Posted 7 months ago #
FallOutBoy - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I like poo
You: i like pook
Stranger: I like pookaki
You: do you like singletrack?
Stranger: Prefer eight-track
You: me too
You: its my wide girth
Stranger: You a bit of a fattie are ya?
You: larger than life
Stranger: Say thanks to your dad for me
Stranger: Where are you from manwhore?
You: ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ
You: ¿ooʇ uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ noʎ ǝɹɐ
Stranger: Meeeeeeeeeean, how do you do that?
Stranger: Sorry mate Im on the other side of the ditch
You: ʞɹoʍ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sı sıɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop ı
You: I'll stand up side down
Stranger: Its fun!
Stranger: Whas yo name?
You: Jim
You: you?
Stranger: Is your nickname 'Big Jim and the Twinss'?
You: no. Its FallOutBoy
Stranger: Do you fall out of ur pants a lot?
You: no. I work with radioactive-man
Stranger: Do that make you a hit with the ladies?
You: I glow in the dark
Stranger: So they have a free glow stick?
You: sometimes its a soft glow
Stranger: More soft than harsh i bet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 7 months ago #
Rich - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: thank you for calling, your call is on hold
Stranger: yepp
You: you are in a queue
Stranger: really?
You: your call is important to us
Stranger: why?
You: please continue to hold
Stranger: Okay
You: Hello?
Stranger: ye'
Stranger: What r u doing?
You: Hi sorry for the wait, what can I help you with today?
Stranger: Just chatting
You: ur not interested in our discount 3 for 2 offer on toothpaste?
You: best brand
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I don't know
You: never to be repeated offer
Stranger: sell?
You: u want to buy? very good price.
Stranger: How to buy?
You: just send me 10 dollars and ill send you lots of toothpaste good good offer
Stranger: It's difficult for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I feel a bit sorry for them now!

Posted 7 months ago #
Keva - Member

I expect you are all talking to each other still, but just on another website.

Kev

Posted 7 months ago #
jimmy - Member

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is your name mark?
You: yes!
Stranger: really or are you just joking?
You: it is
Stranger: where do you live?
You: uk
Stranger: damn
You: why?
You: looking for someone?
Stranger: i'm looking for a certain mark
Stranger: ah well,
You: ha, you might be some time
You: where's mark from, maybe i know him?
Stranger: he's from australia
You: and you?
You: wait, mark... from Australia?
Stranger: do you play an instrument?
You: flute
You: and trombone
Stranger: awesome, my friend just started learning flute
You: skin flute?
Stranger: i don't know

Posted 7 months ago #
Rich - Member

I haven't found another STW'er, they all just go "eh?" or "stw?" when I mention it.

Posted 7 months ago #
thisisnotaspoon - Member

just be carefull which stupid conversation you go allong with, your IP and conversations are visible to everyone! And if you know what your doing you can choose who wou talk to!

Apparenlty my IP is now being watched by P_J as a potential sexual predator! Cant remember the exact details of the conversation, but it certainly was no more daft than the "Do you singletrack" ones posted above.

Posted 7 months ago #
Rich - Member

just be carefull which stupid conversation you go allong with, your IP and conversations are visible to everyone! And if you know what your doing you can choose who wou talk to!

How are conversations visible to everyone?

And how can you choose who you talk to?

Posted 7 months ago #
thisisnotaspoon - Member

not a secure connection (would say https at the top if it was)

Posted 7 months ago #
Rich - Member

I see.

I dont know what Im doing.

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