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Started 8 months ago by redthunder
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naokfreek - Member

thought this was gonna be a little odd but alas not.....

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am listening to public enemy
Stranger: have u a delicious pussy?
You: i have a cat
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what kind of cat?
Stranger: come on
You: a tabby called maserati
Stranger: where are u from?
You: london
Stranger: yes
You: well yea
Stranger: i like british accent
You: it is good
Stranger: whats u name?
You: dan
Stranger: how old?
You: 35
Stranger: pardon me! for my first sentence.
You: err what was it?
You: ahh
You: you should cut that shit out
Stranger: dan what do u do there(london)!?
Stranger: u job
You: i'm a cycle courier messenger
Stranger: so good
You: yea it rocks
Stranger: no no
You: yes yes
Stranger: i'm from IRAN
You: so
You: a guy i grew up with in my teenage years is from iran......he's cool
Stranger: WHAT was his name?
You: kashier
You: or kash
Stranger: u married?
You: he and his family have been here since the 60's
You: no
You: you?
Stranger: u type very slowly!
You: yep!!
Stranger: ehsan
Stranger: 21
Stranger: student
You: what do you study?
Stranger: visual art
Stranger: oil painting
You: ahhh nice.....i paint too!!
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: for how many years?
You: ages i've been painting since i was maybe 4/5
Stranger: oil paint? pastel? .... which one?
You: oil, acylic whatever i can get...
You: r
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: so i have a question
You: go on
Stranger: its is an economical question
You: hmmm
Stranger: how much get an ordinary high school teacher monthly?
Stranger: dan!
You: i.ve no idea really maybe £20000
You: gonna go for a piss back in a min
Stranger: i know here, it is 700 $
Stranger: ok
You: what a year?
Stranger: no monthly
You: ahh thats not to much dude...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you are a good guy dan
Stranger: i have to go
You: cool
Stranger: wish u the best
Stranger: in job
You: and u
Stranger: in love
Stranger: and in the life
You: smae
You: same dude
You: laters
Stranger: laters
Stranger: bye
You: word
Stranger: what?
You: its a brit thing
Stranger: slang?
You: yea
Stranger: means what?
You: all good etc
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected

and i'm still listening to public enemy.....

i don't know if my frame is up to it .....

hmmm*na*

Posted 8 months ago #
naokfreek - Member

this site is 'quite spooky'......

i like it

Posted 8 months ago #
aleigh - Member

It's funny!

Posted 8 months ago #
hugo rune - Member

This was a bit strange...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIGHT SUICIDE
Stranger: LOST EYESIGHT IM ON YOUR SIDE
Stranger: ANGEL LEFT WING RIGHT WING BROKEN WING
Stranger: LACKING IRON AND/OR SLEEPING
Stranger: PROTECTOR OF THE KENNEL
Stranger: ECTOPLASMA, ECTOSKELETAL
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: OBITUARY BIRTHDAY
Stranger: YOURE SCENT IS STILL HERE IN MY PLACE OF RECOVERY
You: You know stw? rubber, lycra, mud...
Stranger: WHEN I WAZ
Stranger: A YUNG BOY
Stranger: MY FATHER
Stranger: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Stranger: TO SEE A MARCHING
Stranger: **** SUCK COCK
Stranger: PISS
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: TITS
Stranger: MASTER
Stranger: OF
Stranger: PUPPETS
You: What tyres for innerleithen this weekend?
Stranger: has anyone even gone as far as to say about?
You: I was thinking 2.5 minions but it may be a bit dry.
Stranger: this conversation isnt making any sens
You: thats because sens isn't a real word. Do you mean sense?
Stranger: yeah, typo
You: Well it started a bit randomly but we seem to have got through it.
Stranger: goddammit -_-
You: I know - must try harder
Stranger: will you disconnect if i start telling you about the jar that i shoved up my anus 1 minute ago?
You: Yes
Stranger: OH **** IT JUST BROKE
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: BLOOD IN MY ASS
Stranger: THERES BROKEN GLASS UP MY ASS
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: OMG MY BALLS ARE MELTING
Stranger: AND MY MOUTH IS FILLING WITH CUM
Stranger: IM CHOKING
Stranger: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
You: Excellent. But seriously - what do you expect. This is a form of natural selection
Stranger: OH **** YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 8 months ago #
Rich - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: would you like to have consensual sex in the missionary position?
You: thats what real people are for
You: not the internetzzz
Stranger: i can has sex with you
Stranger: i have a fleshlight adapter for my pc
You: no thanks im all booked up today
Stranger: fffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
You: u wish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That site is so addictive!

Posted 8 months ago #
FallOutBoy - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I like poo
You: i like pook
Stranger: I like pookaki
You: do you like singletrack?
Stranger: Prefer eight-track
You: me too
You: its my wide girth
Stranger: You a bit of a fattie are ya?
You: larger than life
Stranger: Say thanks to your dad for me
Stranger: Where are you from manwhore?
You: ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ
You: ¿ooʇ uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ noʎ ǝɹɐ
Stranger: Meeeeeeeeeean, how do you do that?
Stranger: Sorry mate Im on the other side of the ditch
You: ʞɹoʍ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sı sıɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop ı
You: I'll stand up side down
Stranger: Its fun!
Stranger: Whas yo name?
You: Jim
You: you?
Stranger: Is your nickname 'Big Jim and the Twinss'?
You: no. Its FallOutBoy
Stranger: Do you fall out of ur pants a lot?
You: no. I work with radioactive-man
Stranger: Do that make you a hit with the ladies?
You: I glow in the dark
Stranger: So they have a free glow stick?
You: sometimes its a soft glow
Stranger: More soft than harsh i bet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 8 months ago #
Rich - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: thank you for calling, your call is on hold
Stranger: yepp
You: you are in a queue
Stranger: really?
You: your call is important to us
Stranger: why?
You: please continue to hold
Stranger: Okay
You: Hello?
Stranger: ye'
Stranger: What r u doing?
You: Hi sorry for the wait, what can I help you with today?
Stranger: Just chatting
You: ur not interested in our discount 3 for 2 offer on toothpaste?
You: best brand
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I don't know
You: never to be repeated offer
Stranger: sell?
You: u want to buy? very good price.
Stranger: How to buy?
You: just send me 10 dollars and ill send you lots of toothpaste good good offer
Stranger: It's difficult for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I feel a bit sorry for them now!

Posted 8 months ago #
Keva - Member

I expect you are all talking to each other still, but just on another website.

Kev

Posted 8 months ago #
jimmy - Member

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is your name mark?
You: yes!
Stranger: really or are you just joking?
You: it is
Stranger: where do you live?
You: uk
Stranger: damn
You: why?
You: looking for someone?
Stranger: i'm looking for a certain mark
Stranger: ah well,
You: ha, you might be some time
You: where's mark from, maybe i know him?
Stranger: he's from australia
You: and you?
You: wait, mark... from Australia?
Stranger: do you play an instrument?
You: flute
You: and trombone
Stranger: awesome, my friend just started learning flute
You: skin flute?
Stranger: i don't know

Posted 8 months ago #
Rich - Member

I haven't found another STW'er, they all just go "eh?" or "stw?" when I mention it.

Posted 8 months ago #
thisisnotaspoon - Member

just be carefull which stupid conversation you go allong with, your IP and conversations are visible to everyone! And if you know what your doing you can choose who wou talk to!

Apparenlty my IP is now being watched by P_J as a potential sexual predator! Cant remember the exact details of the conversation, but it certainly was no more daft than the "Do you singletrack" ones posted above.

Posted 8 months ago #
Rich - Member

just be carefull which stupid conversation you go allong with, your IP and conversations are visible to everyone! And if you know what your doing you can choose who wou talk to!

How are conversations visible to everyone?

And how can you choose who you talk to?

Posted 8 months ago #
thisisnotaspoon - Member

not a secure connection (would say https at the top if it was)

Posted 8 months ago #
Rich - Member

I see.

I dont know what Im doing.

Posted 8 months ago #
MrNutt - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi. I'm a Male, You?
You: oh
Stranger: yeah?
You: not sure
You: I don't think so
Stranger: you dont know if you are a guy or a girl?
You: I'm a hemaphrodite
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: thats nice
You: it can be entertaining
You: some days it changes
Stranger: i bet...
Stranger: how?
You: odour
Stranger: oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 3 weeks ago #
jon1973 - Member

Stranger: ARE YOU A BIEBER FAN ?! heyheyhey (:
You: it is Igor from Russia
Stranger: ohh thats nice
Stranger: BYE pedo.

Posted 3 weeks ago #
cullen-bay - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: singletrack?
Stranger: means?
You: i wanted advice
You: could you recommend tyres for a dry trail through roughly 30/70 percent trail/tarmac and the trail is woodland?
Stranger: no no no i am sorry~ i am not good at it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahah

Posted 3 weeks ago #
JacksonPollock - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy sweety
You: bonjour
Stranger: french ****
You: french kiss first?
Stranger: of corse baby;)
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: yeah
You: ha ha! who are you?
Stranger: u from raritan new jersey?
You: Manchestershire England

Posted 3 weeks ago #
Tim - Member

Holy thread resurrection batman

Posted 3 weeks ago #
Buzzlightyear - Member

I just befriended a 21yo biological science undergraduate from San Paulo. How cool is that!

Posted 3 weeks ago #
bruneep - Member

ƃuıdʎʇ uʍopǝpısdn ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl ɐuuıp ʎǝɥʇ

Posted 3 weeks ago #
djcombes - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What pornstar should I masturbate to right now?
You: A fat one, with a beard
You: Your choice dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 3 weeks ago #
The Southern Yeti - Member

You: hi
You: where has all the love gone?
Stranger: who knows :S
You: not me, what about the chickens?
Stranger: ohhh the chickens...... wait.... no idea
You: they're clucking mad, what have you done to them?
Stranger: did they not tell you?
You: FOX!
Stranger: :O
You: I know, he's ginger see, enough to make anyone mad.
Stranger: hahaha
You: So,
Stranger: where are you from?
You: West side.
Stranger: nice
You: Just beyond the big tree.
You: You?
Stranger: surrey! :O
You: Nice, Surreal?
Stranger: no
You: are you sure?
Stranger: yeh
You: are you really really sure?
Stranger: i am really really really sure
You: What do you thinks MC hammer's got to say about it?
Stranger: dont really care!!!
You: You're loss, he can be pretty wise.
Stranger: can he?
i didnt know?
You: well he's gone now, what's the time Mr Wolf?
Stranger: dinner time
You: nah, that was 3 hours ago.
Stranger: what u on about !!
its all about eating at 11 o clock
You: only if you like cheddar cheese.
Stranger: but i dont
You: or prawn cocktail crisps?
Stranger: no
You: why are you eating at 59 mins to midnight then, you crazy or summin?
Stranger: not crazy just hungry
You: wait a minute MC Hammer says it's Hammer Time!
Stranger: ohh great!
You: Can't touch this!
Stranger: ohh yes i can!
You: no, don't touch that, I'll tell mu mummy.
You: MUMMMY, there;s a man on the internet trying to touch it!
Stranger: wwell your wrong there coz i aint a dude
You: Yeah right, what's a girl doing talking to a crazy computer?
Stranger: im not sure really

You: hurry, hurry she's from surrey, how old are you?
Stranger: hahah!!
17
You: everyone's 17 on here, you're too young to be talking to a crazy computer!
Stranger: well does it count that im 18 tomorow?
You: happy birthday, you should be out drinking 20:20 not chatting to a machine.
Stranger: thats happening tomorow!!
lol
You: you at college then, I'm studying strangers on the internet, doing A-levels in it and everything
Stranger: right!
yeh second year
You: That fox is back again, get away you ginger fiend!
Stranger: shout at it :O
You: I'm going to bark at it, rrrrggghhhhh....
You: ruffff, rufffff.
Stranger: that should do the tricjk
You: it has, fox's are scared of polar bears
Stranger: gdgd
You: polar bears don't understand gdgd?
Stranger: ohh well they should learn
You: we eat penguins, not learn text speak.
Stranger: do u have much of a socail life¬¬¬
Stranger: lol
You: there's a few polar bears about, but we generally end up fighting. says you 17 year old girl talking to a polar bear on the net?!
Stranger: ghahahaha you have a point
You: Where?
Stranger: over there
You: I can't see it. I'm starting to believe that you actually are a 17 year old girl.
Stranger: well u would be right
ohh oloook its over ther look keep looking
ohh its gone

Posted 3 weeks ago #
mrchrispy - Member

classic thread, on of the best.
do you STW?

Posted 3 weeks ago #
grantway - Member

Freaky but clever

Posted 3 weeks ago #
steffybhoy - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyo
Stranger: asl?
You: f 22 boston
Stranger: nice, i'm m 19 london
You: london bridge falling?
Stranger: yeah thats the one
You: kool
Stranger: you got a webcam?
You: yeh
Stranger: are you horny?
You: got website 2
You: always
You: can't get satisfied tho
Stranger: got msn?
You: bostonbabe20?hotmail.com
Stranger: sweet, shall i add you?
You: yess
Stranger: ok
You have disconnected.

Posted 3 weeks ago #
silverpigeon - Member

Damn! I'll never get to sleep now

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey I'm a gay 14 m looking to chat.
You: no you're not
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: I am.
You: you singletrack don't you?
Stranger: What?
You: what headset for a hardtail
Stranger: I don't understand what either of those msgs mean.
You: I was thinking Chris King, maybe FSA
Stranger: Who's that?
Stranger: And what's FSA?
Stranger: What the **** are you saying?
You: Tioga you say? Nah they're rubbish
Stranger: troll.
You: gay
Stranger: touche
Stranger: bye bye, darling
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 3 weeks ago #
silverpigeon - Member

This one was actually quite good

5617 users online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello, STWer?
Stranger: ???
You: Never mind, I know a lot of STWers are playing tonite
Stranger: i have no idea what that is lol
You: singletrack world
You: .com
Stranger: oh
You: go there and see http://www.singletrackworld.com
You: it's about bikes
You: Mountain Bikes
You: you should should give it a go
You: do you want to talk bikes
Stranger: k
Stranger: i need one lol
You: what is k
Stranger: "ok"
You: what? two letters is too long!!?
Stranger: iknow thats why i use "k"
You: ah,k
You: where are you
Stranger: home
You: good answer
You: where in the world then
Stranger: westrn hemisphere
Stranger: lol
You: why so coy
Stranger: the united states
You: I got back from there last week
You: Steamboat Springs
You: Colorado
You: It was **** freezing!
Stranger: new york
You: Ahh, it's cold there too I hear. My friend lives in NY
Stranger: yesh snow everywhere
You: We don't get snow here
Stranger: lucky where are u?
You: Channel Islands
You: All it seems to do is bloody rain
You: Well lately anyway
You: I went to NY ages ago, watched a NYKs game.
You: But I'm British so don't really understand Basketball
Stranger: i dont like basketball much lol\
You: They are a group of small Islands in the English channel BTW
Stranger: oh
You: Where it rains a lot
Stranger: so u bike while the rain
You: Of course, it's only rain. Why do New Yorkers ride expensive mountain bikes around central park?
Stranger: i guess to show off lol
You: Are you just a slow typist or watching TV as well? What's on?
Stranger: im watchin tv too
Stranger: im watchin a movie
You: Oooh which one. I could tell you the ending
Stranger: blood in blood out
You: Oh. I've not seen that one
You: anygood
Stranger: reall good lol
You: Adventure/Action/Romcom/Zomromcom
You: That last one is a rom com. but with Zombies
Stranger: ohhh
You: That makes me sound weird
You: Wouldn't it be funny if you were the friend from NY that's coming to visit next week
You: That would be weird
Stranger: that be hilarious lol
You: What's the film about then?
You: Sorry. Movie
Stranger: it is abou this mexican dude whos white
Stranger: and he keeps in gettin in trouble
Stranger: his cousin who was a gang member became a cop
You: Who is in it?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: damian chapa
Stranger: benjamin bratt
You: Is he famous, I've never heard of him
Stranger: back in the day yea
You: Is it a funny film.
You: Sorry, movie
Stranger: non serious
You: Non serious? So the director tried to make a funny film.
You: But failed?
You: Sorry, I mean movie
Stranger: nonon its serious
You: why do the english and americans have different names for the same thing.?
Stranger: like?
You: Let's try to think of some. It might be funnier than you film...I mean movie
Stranger: k
You: k, you say sidewalk. we say pavement
You: Film/movie
You: Obviously
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i dont know it just happend
You: And why, when I am in the US do people think I'm Australian?
Stranger: maybe the accent
You: And why are all British actors cast as bad guys? In american films?
Stranger: again accents
You: But I though americans thought British accents were cool.
You: They did when I was there
You: After I'd explained I wasn't from Australia
Stranger: idk movies they do that
You: You're getting bored now aren't you.
Stranger: nononono im focusing on the movie lol
You: Is it an old movie.
Stranger: yea it came out 93
You: Oh good, it will probably open here next week then.
You: Channel islands are a bit 'backwater'
Stranger: really?
Stranger: then again i never heard of those islands
You: They are tax havens in the English Channel. New Jersey was named after one of them.
Stranger: wow! i didnt know that
Stranger: dude gtg it was nice talkin to you k
You: ttfn
Stranger: k peace

Posted 3 weeks ago #
ex-pat - Member

Dunno if anyone has posted in the last eight pages, but a nice feature is that you can open it up in multiple tabs, so relay the conversation.
Text based Voyeurism!
Interesting to see where it goes (at work so can't spend the time to fnid out).

Posted 3 weeks ago #
The Southern Yeti - Member

So the 19 yr old Sweidsh girl looking for cyber sex that sent me some jpegs.... has she given my computer a virus?

Posted 3 weeks ago #
satsoma - Member

This is truly awesome...wish it wasn't blocked at work

Posted 3 weeks ago #
DezB - Member

Surely the novelty has worn off by now?

Posted 3 weeks ago #
mrchrispy - Member

you'd think wouldn't you but we keep coming back here dont we

Posted 3 weeks ago #
CaptainFlashheart - Member

Thread resurrection was because I linked to this last night...

Just had another go.

Stranger: Hello Stranger!
You: Shhh. He'll hear you.
Stranger: *whispers* What are we hiding from?
You: SFB. He's outside.
Stranger: What's SFB?
You: It's a scary thing. Quite scary.
Stranger: Oh :S
Stranger: When will he leave?
You: Can I just check, do you own a duck?
You: This is very important.
Stranger: No, sorry
You: OK, you're safe. SFB likes ducks.
Stranger: Good for me then

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 3 weeks ago #
rOcKeTdOg - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: kimbley?
Stranger: no
You: janine?
Stranger: no
You: salome?
Stranger: no
You: simonfbarnes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 3 weeks ago #
rOcKeTdOg - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Stranger: Hello Stranger!
You: Shhh. He'll hear you.
Stranger: *whispers* What are we hiding from?
You: SFB. He's outside.
Stranger: What's SFB?
You: It's a scary thing. Quite scary.
Stranger: Oh :S
Stranger: When will he leave?
You: Can I just check, do you own a duck?
You: This is very important.
Stranger: No, sorry
You: OK, you're safe. SFB likes ducks.
Stranger: Good for me then
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: AM I SUPPOSED TO LAUGH?
Stranger: DO YOU THINK SPAMMING THIS CHATWINDOW WILL MAKE ME LAUGH?!

Posted 3 weeks ago #
warton - Member

If you think thats weird try chatroulette.com

This is really really not worksafe at all, and you're likely to get some erm, disturbing images

Posted 3 weeks ago #
backhander - Member

If you think thats weird try chatroulette.com

This is really really not worksafe at all, and you're likely to get some erm, disturbing images

My advice is leave it alone. I tried it and saw a nasty man who was stroking his Jake.

Posted 3 weeks ago #
willy - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
You: ROAR!!!
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: you scared me
Stranger:
Stranger: :O
You: did u shart ur pants?
Stranger: nopee
Stranger: nearly though
Stranger: seruisly
Stranger: yiou should calm down
Stranger: you might kill someoen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted 3 weeks ago #
rOcKeTdOg - Member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a lonely bisexual male lookinq for his siqnificant other
Stranger: i hate black jews mexicans and asians
Stranger: im a member of the kkk
Stranger: and i love cowboy butsex
Stranger: lmao
You: are u on singletrack, u sound ideal
Stranger: i do?
Stranger: omq thank you
You: just the right demographic
Stranger: what race are you?
You: really, u should sign up http://www.singletrackworld.com
Stranger: ok
You: i don't race, i'm more of a xc mncer
You: mncer=mincer
Stranger: oh
You: more nobby nics than maxxis minions
Stranger: cool
You: anyway it's been lovely, maybe see you on the forum
You have disconnected.

Posted 3 weeks ago #