Not bad, not bad at all – don’t expect Citizen Kane, but as hollywood daft blockbusters go it aint half bad

and Megan Fox in motorbike leathers…….mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

Yummy!

Falls off chair (whoa!)

Bloody hell she’s hot! woof woof bow wow sit boo boo sit…. 😈

Sorry about that (straightens tie…)

Too much want 🙁

Its epically awesome! I’d give it at least 48 out of 10.

Saw it last night and to quote the kid in the Incredibles “that was totaly wicked” Plus even my wife agrees that she is the hotest person that we have seen.

Her eyes are uneven i.e. one big one small and she got a spot on her face.

😆

Have to agree that she is a pretty girl – shame she let some fool scribble crap all over her otherwise very nice body.

I mean if you were the artist you would surly say “what…… you want that one? the same as the guy on the front of Truck Drivers Monthly?, what on you arm you say? are you sure? you do realise it’s going to look really really REALLY shit don’t you?”

Yes, all those tattoo shite that is going on with all the new generation of celebs thinking they are cool … well … they are absolutely down right piece of turds … 😆

The 2nd pic put me off my latte as I think she is trying to hard to extend her neck and making something of her lips or mouth.

Damn! Where are those good looking girls?

😈

I’d post the picture of her painted as superwoman with her not so ‘furry burger’ on show, but i’m sure it was that photo that got Ton’s thread removed a couple of weeks ago.

it’s here if you want a shuftie

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Calling Supergirl – please rescue me!

Vortexracing is that her? Woww! I change my mind … She can rescue me now. 😆

I have to say it was possibly the worst film I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of bad films.

I quite enjoyed it, my wife HATED it. Fairly relentless though so if you’re not a fan of explosions and lots of CGI robots moving so fast you’ve got no idea what’s happening, go for it.

Course it helps that our local cinema serves beer and not just for drinking in the bar.

Michael Bay can’t string a story together (that we all know). Michael Bay can do boom (that is true). Michael Bay is an idiot (that is now very apparent). Giant clanging metal testicles on the devastator? for what particular story telling purpose? How about the stereotypical Brooklyn sounding twin bots with bad teeth who fist bump and are illiterate? The plot; where was it? Decepticon dog humping Megan Foxs’ leg? Turturo? again. They have guns and god knows what else alien weapons but they settle their scores with fists? If you haven’t seen it, try Red Cliff or maybe The Hangover I’m only trying to save you your 147 minutes and £7 you wont get either back and it will hurt. I HATE YOU MICHAEL BAY. and no I was not forced to go, i guess that bit is my fault.

The Dr does not like it.

Kermode on this piece of shit

kermode is so far up his own arse his quiff is held rigid by a mixture of bum gravy and ky jelly

ive not seen it but probably will only coz i loved transformers as a kid, after the 1st one i knew my dream of a real transformers movie would forever remain just that there shouldnt be any humans in it, just robots beating the crap out of each other
if i want to drool over megan fox ill just go and download some porn with her face photoshoped on

its a dumb film by a dumb director about giant robots based on a line of kids toys, what are people expecting?

he’s a film critic, what are you expecting?

Personally I suspect that Kermode has done a lot of people a favour by saving them two and a half hours of their lives.

OK OK, I get it, it’s not that great, it can’t possibly be up there with any of the great movies, but it was 2 and a half hours of enjoyable nonsense where i wasn’t made out to be some sort of **** for not getting the metaphor of the spunk stained teddy bear being a symbol of his own past catching up with him or his fathers love.

IT’S A FILM ABOUT ROBOTS THAT CAN CHANGE INTO STUFF – WHO CARES IF KERMODE DOESN’T LIKE IT, HE’S A ****T

kermode is so far up his own arse his quiff is held rigid by a mixture of bum gravy and ky jelly

Thankfully though, I take my film watching advice from him and not you. Thankfully, I will never waste two and a half hours of my life watching anything Micahel Bay makes, ever, ever, ever again.

How the **** do guys like this keep getting work.

its a dumb film by a dumb director about giant robots based on a line of kids toys, what are people expecting?

I dunno, like, maybe, given the amount of money spent on it, a decent film?

Kermode pretty much nailed it, if anything he could have gone deeper and trashed it more.

Why not just focus on the robots by taking out all those human … what a lot of shite on romance, the geek who share the flat with the boy – not sure why this character is in at all, the boy, his parents …

Basically, if you want to watch robots go … but you will fill very piss off the moment the camera switch to human.

3/10