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  • What would happen if the regular posters on STW forum met in the pub?
  • kudos100
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    Would it be bitching, moaning and handbags at 20 paces?

    or would it be a civil get together with people being nice to each other?

    something in between perhaps?

    often wonder what people would be like when they are not behind the safety of their keyboards……..

    derek_starship
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    Tables over, windows through I reckon.

    binners
    Full Member

    It certainly wouldn’t be pretty

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Is that the Northern Contingent, Binners?

    Hora would get a nasty Chinese Burn.

    I’d be protecting the ladies and trying to get them out of harms way, me. 🙂

    (Before running back into the melee screaming ‘cahm on then you slaaags ooo wants sahm then?’ with a bottle in my hand)

    TandemJeremy
    Free Member

    I reckon the non verbal communication which is missing on here would prevent too much mayhem

    For example if I infuriated someone I could tell straight away from their face and diffuse it before they chucked me out of the window.

    ourmaninthenorth
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    I once fed miketually too much Robinson’s Unicorn and he was sick on the way back to Darlington.

    That’s how we roll in Manchestoh.

    I tell it how I see it in real life too, thus sometimes upsetting (as well as maybe occassionally misguided). At least I’m not two faced.

    Stoner
    Free Member

    I wonder how the mods would behave in public?

    RichPenny
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    More likely to be a wine bar, surely 🙂

    emsz
    Free Member

    You’re all lovely middle class boys aren’t you?

    It would be very polite ( until elfin arrives) LOL

    uwe-r
    Free Member

    How anyone behaves in a Robbinsons pub is a subject in itself.

    yunki
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    I’d get really smashed on 4 pints of ale.. talk really loudly and enthusiastically for an hour or so and then dance badly for another..

    After that I’d minesweep beers and and attempt to ponce shorts until ending up dribbling and growling incoherently as my expression swings between beatific and sneering disapproval every 47 seconds… probably skulking off home after a brief nonsensical argument with someone in a similar state..

    a normal night out then really..

    trailmonkey
    Full Member

    a bunch of us stw regulars meet up in the pub quite often.

    we generally abuse each other and go out of our way to point out each others foibles.

    just like here really.

    MrsToast
    Free Member

    It certainly wouldn’t be pretty

    Which begs the question, if STW was the Cantina scene from Star Wars, which poster would be which character?

    Baggsy being the little bat-type thing (alas, not in shot).

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    If singletrack meet rides are anything to go by most wouldn’t say a word and not make eye contact

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Which begs the question, if STW was the Cantina scene from Star Wars, which poster would be which character?

    Din’t Salacious pop in now and then?

    (Nasty little thing laughing at everyone but with a big fat bloke as back-up)

    rewski
    Free Member

    Chinese Burn

    You can’t say that anymore.

    ianpinder
    Free Member

    Lol rocketdog, I was thinking exactly the same thing!!

    binners
    Full Member

    I’d warn against ever meeting up with World Class Accident. This can result in Olympic-level binge drinking, culminating in very nearly getting arrested. On a school night too 🙂

    markd
    Free Member

    swordfighting.

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    I’d warn against ever meeting up with World Class Accident. This can result in Olympic-level binge drinking, culminating in very nearly getting arrested. On a school night too

    This is actually true. 😀

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    It’d be one of two scenarios..

    either
    a Mexican stand off..
    Or..
    a scene from the Muppet Show…

    molgrips
    Free Member

    I think it would be all very civil. After I’d marched straight up to TJ and headbutted him.

    (joke 🙂 )

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    I’ve actually sat in many a pub with other STWers, and it’s never kicked off, sadly. 🙁

    Even worse, it’s often ended with people making plans to meet up for rides and stuff. I mean, how crap is that?

    derek_starship
    Free Member

    rOcKeTdOg – you’ve probably hit the nail on the knee with that.

    I think there’d be lots of hands in pockets and shuffling going on. Oh and tying of shoe laces to duck below radar for a few precious seconds. Until the 4th pint at least.

    trailmonkey
    Full Member

    Which begs the question, if STW was the Cantina scene from Star Wars, which poster would be which character?

    I’d be Bob Effete

    Jamie
    Free Member

    It’d be one of two scenarios..

    either
    a Mexican stand off..
    Or..
    a scene from the Muppet Show…

    I would go for an amalgamation of the two…

    A Muppet Stand-Off.

    Anyway, I have met a few off here and it was all very pleasant……and that’s even with Hora being there.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    considering the posts on the ‘how old are you?’ thread i’d expect you all to be dressed up in cardigans and sensible shoes with a pint of half finished niche/posh ‘real ale’ about to tip onto your lap as you’ve all bored each other to sleep/in need of a nap after a gruelling 5mile bimble.

    Jamie
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    considering the posts on the ‘how old are you?’ thread i’d expect you all to be dressed up in cardigans and sensible shoes with a pint of half finished niche/posh ‘real ale’ about to tip onto your lap as you’ve all bored each other to sleep/in need of a nap after a gruelling 5mile bimble.

    Someone is feisty this afternoon.

    druidh
    Free Member

    trailmonkey – Member
    a bunch of us stw regulars meet up in the pub quite often.

    we generally abuse each other TJ and go out of our way to point out each others his foibles.

    just like here really.Wot he said!

    postierich
    Free Member

    I would forget my wallet and blag a few beers!

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    You’re expecting others to behave as you do, Philconstipated.

    Some of the STW pub get-togethers I’ve bin to have bin quite lively and even a bit raucous of occasion. 😀

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    Someone is feisty this afternoon.

    right thats it, round the back, 5 minutes, bring 3 of your hardest mates.

    You’re expecting others to behave as you do, Philsamazingquence.

    that would be unfair of me, although the world would be a nicer place 😈

    Jamie
    Free Member

    right thats it, round the back, 5 minutes, bring 3 of your hardest mates.

    I don’t need any mates as I am hard enough as it is…..erm…we are talking about fighting, right?

    DezB
    Free Member

    Phil’s right. That is how I behave. You youngsters wouldn’t understand.
    Can we keep pumping The Smiths, Marillion, Bon Jovi and all that into the jukebox as well please.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    if you were talking about fighting… then umm yeah 😳

    i’m well hard, got a tattoo and everyfing!

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Shit dawg.

    I guess I better forfeit before I get myself hurt.

    Can we keep pumping The Smiths, Marillion, Bon Jovi and all that into the jukebox as well please.

    Note to self: Bring iPod.

    DezB
    Free Member

    They don’t write em like they used to though Jamie.

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    I’ve actually sat in many a pub with other STWers, and it’s never kicked off, sadly.

    It can be arranged……

    TurnerGuy
    Free Member

    I have some of those sleeves with the tattoos on…

    tattoo sleeves

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