[Closed] Roger's profanisaurus at work today - PMSL

Who on earth thinks half of them up?

The Viz readers. So mostly 44 year old engineers 😉

I have the app on my iphone....its a great time killer. Get some funny looks tho when i start s****ing like a little kid.

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Shame on you for reading it in your own time.

[url= http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html ]Keep clicking "More gutter filth" for more gutter filth![/url]

Quite frankly, its the only reading material in my toilet regularly used for alleviating my 'baked goods'...

It's not as funny as it used to be though...

brilliant! Installed before you can say 'porn glare'.

Zuffle still makes me chuckle....

Abseiling.... (titters)

We had a right old laugh last week giving names to Jordan's capacious f*nny. Don't know how it got started but my favourite was "Dropped Kebab" or "Chippie's Toolbag". Somebody also said it'd look like a wet yellow pages.

Damn you $6.49 of genius

Copies of the 'Profanisaurus' in UK workplaces are estimated to cost the country's economy at least £3,200,000,000 P.A.

Fact.

pop-up panic n. The bowel loosening fear that comes from having to hurridly close down internet grumble sites one has been ogling due to the impending approach of a boss, spouse or parent, only to be suddenly assaulted by a barrage of obscene pop-ups that multiply the more one tries to delete them.

Crying with laughter at http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html

thanks cfh

Lucky Pierre

one for on here, almost on topic

[b]Shramp[/b] v. To enjoy the incredibly common hobby of sniffing ladies' recently-vacated bicycle seats. To quumf, snudge, snurgle, snuftify.

Algarvebairn, I think Wizard's Sleeve might be a contender.

My local pub has two books; The Good Pub Guide 1984 (in which it does not feature) and the pro-fanny-saurus.

Can't fault it

my eyes are a'weepin'

cricket week n. A five day test, when a gentleman must bowl from the Pavilion end while his wife is padded up.

the one i like is "Brain Doner"

Blumpkin is my fave.

bol - Member

Algarvebairn, I think Wizard's Sleeve might be a contender.

Wizard's Sleeve is a bit old hat isn't it? Still good though so I suppose timeless is better description. Bill Poster's Bucket amused me and I also like Hippo's Yawn.

"Face like a plasterer's radio" always tickles me.

from said site.......Dracula's tea bags n. Used tampons!

She had a fanny like a mouses ear. Quality!

twisting on 19

Wizard's Sleeve is a bit old hat isn't it?

*chortle*

Being the sad t**t I am, I still have the original, attachd to a copy of Viz, from, er many years ago.

My favourite was always 'approaching the billy mill roundabout'. It clearly referenced some frantic North Eastern traffic situation I'd never experienced but actually referred to vinegar strokes and made me laugh every time I thought about it.

It's not exactly a frantic traffic situation, it's the last roundabout on the coast road. If you go over the Billy Mill roundabout, there's no turning around until you get to the coast.

Oh no! Access denied here at work 🙁

algarvebairn - Member
Wizard's Sleeve is a bit old hat isn't it? Still good though so I suppose timeless is better description. Bill Poster's Bucket amused me and I also like Hippo's Yawn.

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I thought this advert apt

We had a right old laugh last week giving names to Jordan's capacious f*nny. Don't know how it got started but my favourite was "Dropped Kebab" or "Chippie's Toolbag". Somebody also said it'd look like a wet yellow pages

or like a Donkeys laugh

Anne Frank's drumkit - to describe something that takes up space whilst being utterly useless to its owner.

the genius of Viz.

Double-bassing and tromboning should get a mention.

Also the 'greyhound' for a particularly short skirt. Only ever an inch from the hair

Billy mill roundabout is indeed a barsteward around 5pm..
so it's a beautiful way of describing the strokes.

look up the dirty bristow.

We keep a copy of the Magna Farta in the office to cheer us up from time to time

[b]'finding a peanut in a kebab'[/b]
Descriptive of the difficulty encountered when a gentleman attempts to locate the [i]'wail switch'[/i] during foreplay

this made me chuckle 😆

just come back to this to find 'Anne Frank's drumkit'
Which is now my new favourite phrase, ever. I actually hurt from laughing.

I have just been told off for Draculas Teabag. lol

Try reverse doagan then

"Terry Waite's Allotment" for the win.

PJM1974 I think your right. just googled it and this came up

"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a tw*t like Terry Waite's allotment!

but this is the bit i PMSL at

I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

'TCS' Just made me laugh my arse off

pyropastie