[Closed] Those Lily Allen pics

thread is useless without pics.

We'll need to see the pictures of course.

Haha, I meant of his missus. I've seen the Lily Allen ones.

whilst the outfits may be ok, it's still lily allen in them, which makes them crappy.

pics please.

I'd do her, but then I have ****ed over Debbie Mcgee

pics? link?

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djglover

lol

how much? 😯

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then I have ****ed over Debbie Mcgee

If she'd noticed at the time you'd have been for it.

For lazy people 🙄

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pass the kleenex - mansize of course.

djglover - what - literally?

i would

ruin that arse.....

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beat me to it Ant

*Barf*

you'd not mess her about though, just remember who her dad is 😯

Double Debbie!

:high five dan:

you are all wrong on so many levels.

Oh my.

Scary thing - after 3 or 4 beers I would - shame on me!

did anyone else notice the paul daniels copyright on the debbie Mcgee photo,
he's one of the creepiest man/midget in existance

you wonder what other pictures paul daniels has of debbie 😳

lilly allen looks like my mates girlfriend who pulled her knickers down infront of me and had a wee. i see the two images merging somehow....

Lily Allen has a face like a Monkey a la Planet of the Apes.

Byyyyyyeck!

I LOLed proper bastard at djglover!

you'd not mess her about though, just remember who her dad is

I doubt he'd care. Seems quite happy to whore out his talentless daughter, at any opportunity.

She's in better nick than Amy Whinehouse, though, I'll give her that...

My Mum is in better nick than Amy Whinehouse. An Automotive equalivilent of Amy would be running a new car on zero engine oil for 20,000 miles.
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djglover; Did you actually mean to post that, or was it just a thought that got posted 'out loud'? 😆

Ah, mate that's propperly done me!

Hora; get out. Lily's far nicer. Parasite gives me the creeps, and at least with Lily, there's something left to the imagination...

And there's mummies in the British Museum, in better nick than Amy Whinehouse.

"hora - Member
My Mum is in better nick than Amy Whinehouse.
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Any pics?? 😯

I reckon Lily Allen is lip-syncing.

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By christ she has the face of the back end of a bus, this hips of a 9 year old boy and the bleached hair of someone who tries too hard.

I reckon Lily Allen is lip-syncing.

Is that an innuendo. That outfit is pretty tight.

Steady on - I've just eaten.

Funniest thing I saw for ages was the Katy Brand piss take of lily allen:

"I'll do anything I will - go on say and I'll do it".

Talk about getting **** all attention as a child.

Erm, I think I would too!
There's something about that Lily.
You can keep you Debbie McGees.

Mind you, there's an interesting thread for the future right there, manfully started by djglover.

Lily,

Oh yes.. she wouldn't even have to beg

Did you hear the one about DJGlover being caught ****ing by his mum? It was so embarrassing, he wasn't expecting her to wake up.

Ba-dum tishhhh

nasty. pasties.

Lily Allen is proper Bo.

The only thing that would put me off Debbie Magee would be that I expect Paul Daniels would probably want to be involved. I expect he like to watch at 1st, wearing nothing but a top hat and white gloves, then he might like to join in later, and I really don't want his stumpy little wand anywhere near me.

"You'll like it, not a lot, but you'll like it" "Ha Ho. Now that's Magik"

lol Mr Krabbs!

Of all the billions of women/girls in the world.. Lily 'kin Allen??
Youcannotbeserious!

skidartist- that's out of order. Well out of order.

Lily Allen? A sex object? Has the world gone mad? She is pug-ugly; it is an insult to every woman of below-average looks upward that the Allen beast would be considered before them.

And that comment about her dad? Having passed him IRL I am happy to confirm he's an odd little man of about 5'3".

Hora, are you nuts? Ugly as ****, no curves, hair like a mop. Lilly Allen is so much more interesting... I'm beggining to question your sanity 🙂

Andrew are you one of those blokes that only go for women that conform to a set of criteria? In my experience men that do this are one of the below:

1. Incredibly attractive and can afford to be choosey as women fall at their feet (think Brad Pitt)
2. Still in the closet. Saying every woman they meet is unattractive, to avoid having to come clean with friends and family. Which is of course true, because they like men!
3. A virgin.
4. Still attached to their mothers umbilical cord, and no one quite matches up to Mummy.

I'm guessing in your case it's number 1?