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[Closed] Wanted: A hilarious team name for a works walking challenge

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Doing a walk/hike in the Peaks next month with work. I have to come up with a witty / hilarious team name - I hate this sort of thing.

Anyone have any good ideas?


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 1:37 pm
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Team Sperm.


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 1:40 pm
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Need to know industry of employment 🙂


 
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"I hate this sort of thing"

Perfect!


 
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Team Sperm.

I suspect they'll never swallow it.


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 1:43 pm
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They'd be spitting if you went for a name like that


 
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'Here for the Beer'


 
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Peaks then Troughs - here for the food


 
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'The Two Peaks Challenge team...wait, what?...there's 3?!'


 
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Norfolk 'n' Chance


 
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"A bit peaky"


 
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depends where in the Peaks it is and your gender but;

Bakewell Tarts


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 1:51 pm
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Or a play on that - Bakewell Farts


 
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Norfolk Mountain Rescue Squad


 
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Peaked Too Soon


 
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General Lee’s Peak King


 
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Now yoshimi, now you don't.

Difficult to come up with a "witty" name when you've given us the square root of geoff all to work with. Company name? Industry? Geographical location? Department? Charity? Throw us a bone here.


 
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24-hour Clarty People


 
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Also,

General Lee’s Peak King

... is going to take some beating.


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 1:57 pm
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Sorry, I work for a big housing developer and we're based in Manchester - team is 3 men 1 girl

Some really good suggestions so far 🙂


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 2:01 pm
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History suggests he works in construction, so I'm going with The Village Peakle.


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 2:04 pm
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XXX Homes - Advanced New Development Survey Team.

Team Nimby.


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 2:06 pm
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I suppose

3 men 1 girl
wouldn't be considered acceptable?


 
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3 men and a little baby should go down well.


 
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@ wombat
Wrong industry


 
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Meat and 3 veg


 
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Team Massive Erection


 
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😀


 
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Wand Erection
Cockwombles
Oh Far Canal


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 2:38 pm
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possibly a bit far

In that case, Zulu Alpha 😉


 
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The Necrotic Arachnids


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 2:42 pm
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<Insert company name>
wa*king chal*enge

with a nice mountain shape drawn through the stars and obscuring the vital letter (requires artistic talent, which rules me out)


 
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What's the name of the charity you are doing it for?


 
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Meat and 3 veg

3 Meat and 1 Vag?

Ah my coat! I'll see myself out. Toodles!


 
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3 guys, 1 girl, 1 cup


 
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Its the Youth Adventure Trust


 
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"Peaked Too Soon"?


 
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Hoof Hearted


 
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possibly a bit far

My version got deleted 🙁

😆


 
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..and as a result it looks like I'm overly amused by a massive erection.


 
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Over the hill?

The hills have pies?


 
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lady and the tramps


 
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Proper Tea Devil Lopers


 
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[i]it looks like I'm overly amused by a massive erection. [/i]

You sucker.


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 3:13 pm
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No need to be so hard.


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 3:18 pm
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Peaky Whiners.


 
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it looks like I'm overly amused by a massive erection.

I noticed that. And got a warning email 😮 Someone grassed!

I'm out, can't beat my previous (moderated) best....ooo hang on, its for charity, you raise money for charity so how about "show me the money, shot"


 
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Twin Peaks


 
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The Peak King Ducks.


 
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A Tramp in The Hills


 
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It's sort of been done already but on of my favourite Mountain Mayhem (mixed) team names:

3 toads and a hole


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 4:20 pm
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team sideboob?


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 4:23 pm
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The works walking team.


 
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Tracy Peaker?


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 7:42 pm
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shame you didn't have another female member, you could then be

3 pricks and a couple of fannies


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 8:56 pm
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"This is not the team you are looking for"
(While wearing Jedi robes and claiming a religious festival to be celebrated in the pub...)


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 9:12 pm
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Four Our Souls


 
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Pimp my Stride?


 
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If only Carlsberg made walking team names for Manchester based housing development companies?


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 10:00 pm
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Low-Height.

Only works if you pronounce it low dash height.


 
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The 3 Mustgetbeers?


 
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The Ray Mears Tribute Band


 
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Fat kids always win at see-saw


 
Posted : 20/04/2015 10:56 pm
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Ah you bounder Drac, I was trying to work out a Peaky Blinders one.

For reasons best left unexplained, our current step count challenge walking/running thing has a team called Running From Yewtree.


 
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Norfolk Enchants


 
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Brokeback Scouting.


 
Posted : 21/04/2015 6:48 am
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Step by miserable ****ing step


 
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