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Doing a walk/hike in the Peaks next month with work. I have to come up with a witty / hilarious team name - I hate this sort of thing.
Anyone have any good ideas?
Team Sperm.
Need to know industry of employment 🙂
"I hate this sort of thing"
Perfect!
Team Sperm.
I suspect they'll never swallow it.
They'd be spitting if you went for a name like that
'Here for the Beer'
Peaks then Troughs - here for the food
'The Two Peaks Challenge team...wait, what?...there's 3?!'
Norfolk 'n' Chance
"A bit peaky"
depends where in the Peaks it is and your gender but;
Bakewell Tarts
Or a play on that - Bakewell Farts
Norfolk Mountain Rescue Squad
Peaked Too Soon
General Lee’s Peak King
Now yoshimi, now you don't.
Difficult to come up with a "witty" name when you've given us the square root of geoff all to work with. Company name? Industry? Geographical location? Department? Charity? Throw us a bone here.
24-hour Clarty People
Also,
General Lee’s Peak King
... is going to take some beating.
Sorry, I work for a big housing developer and we're based in Manchester - team is 3 men 1 girl
Some really good suggestions so far 🙂
History suggests he works in construction, so I'm going with The Village Peakle.
XXX Homes - Advanced New Development Survey Team.
Team Nimby.
I suppose
wouldn't be considered acceptable?3 men 1 girl
3 men and a little baby should go down well.
@ wombat
Wrong industry
Meat and 3 veg
Team Massive Erection
😀
Wand Erection
Cockwombles
Oh Far Canal
possibly a bit far
In that case, Zulu Alpha 😉
The Necrotic Arachnids
<Insert company name>
wa*king chal*enge
with a nice mountain shape drawn through the stars and obscuring the vital letter (requires artistic talent, which rules me out)
What's the name of the charity you are doing it for?
Meat and 3 veg
3 Meat and 1 Vag?
Ah my coat! I'll see myself out. Toodles!
3 guys, 1 girl, 1 cup
Its the Youth Adventure Trust
"Peaked Too Soon"?
Hoof Hearted
ninfan - Member
possibly a bit far
My version got deleted 🙁
😆
..and as a result it looks like I'm overly amused by a massive erection.
Over the hill?
The hills have pies?
lady and the tramps
Proper Tea Devil Lopers
[i]it looks like I'm overly amused by a massive erection. [/i]
You sucker.
No need to be so hard.
Peaky Whiners.
it looks like I'm overly amused by a massive erection.
I noticed that. And got a warning email 😮 Someone grassed!
I'm out, can't beat my previous (moderated) best....ooo hang on, its for charity, you raise money for charity so how about "show me the money, shot"
Twin Peaks
The Peak King Ducks.
A Tramp in The Hills
It's sort of been done already but on of my favourite Mountain Mayhem (mixed) team names:
3 toads and a hole
team sideboob?
The works walking team.
Tracy Peaker?
shame you didn't have another female member, you could then be
3 pricks and a couple of fannies
"This is not the team you are looking for"
(While wearing Jedi robes and claiming a religious festival to be celebrated in the pub...)
Four Our Souls
Pimp my Stride?
If only Carlsberg made walking team names for Manchester based housing development companies?
Low-Height.
Only works if you pronounce it low dash height.
The 3 Mustgetbeers?
The Ray Mears Tribute Band
Fat kids always win at see-saw
Ah you bounder Drac, I was trying to work out a Peaky Blinders one.
For reasons best left unexplained, our current step count challenge walking/running thing has a team called Running From Yewtree.
Norfolk Enchants
Brokeback Scouting.
Step by miserable ****ing step
