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[url= http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/45710/couples-fury-as-new-bed-collapses-on-first-night ]Oh it's for real alright...[/url]
Read the story and then click on the second image. 😆
mocking the afflicted 🙁
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"sending Caroline flying and spilling her milkshake" Priceless!!!
spilling her milkshake
I shall try having a milkshake in bed later. I quite like the idea.
They aren't conspicuously enormous, just quite big. While I'm happy to join in cruel mockery of their size, this doesn't sound to have been a very well made or sturdy bed. 🙂
It's only a matter of time now before bed manufacturers put weight limits on their beds.
Is it wrong that i laughed quite loud when i saw the 2nd picture.
Understatement 😯
I think the woman is actually very big myself.
And the man has tattoos on his hands.
the store is sending a technical expert out to inspect the bed.......they might want to take a welder and some RSJ's aswell if they are going to try and fix it!!
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Her size is one thing. However complaining to a local paper that something clearly made to a budget cannot support your weight when you are double the normal weight is quite another.
If it had happened to me and I was that fat I'd have sheepishly gone looking for another stronger bed and kept quiet about it!
BD - you've clearly been taken in by her seductive pose. That woman has the body fat percentage of a pork scratching!
Do you think her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
OK. I admit defeat. She is pretty hefty. 🙂
I've got a suspicion the paper is running the story as a cheap freak-show rather than an indictment of shoddy bed-making anyway...
I once broke a bed which surprised me - a pine double; I did kinda drop down onto it from a bit higher than I expected though....
Fully agree with molgrips. Her size is no issue to me, but FFS, dont go complaining to the local press about it and not expect people to draw their own conclusions.
They aren't conspicuously enormous, just quite big.
I think you have your binoculars the wrong way round BD.
I think her milkshakes made mostly of lard...
Quick poll:
Who else gets up in the middle of the night for a milkshake?
Closest I'll ever get to a milkshake in bed is playing with Mrs Feet's funbags 😈
“My wife is a larger lady...
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Who else gets up in the middle of the night for a milkshake?
[sheepishly] Yeah, with added protein! [sheepishly]
I have a real strong bed though!
Caroline, who suffers with [s]curvature of the spine and arthritis[/s] being a fat bastard, was then stuck in the broken bed as Judd struggled to lift her out.
She said: “We were in complete shock, we just heard a big bang, Judd managed to jump up in time but I [s]didn’t[/s] can't as im so fat.
there fixed it 😉
The Southern Yeti - MemberBD - you've clearly been taken in by her seductive pose. That woman has the body fat percentage of a pork scratching!
Caroline, who suffers with curvature of the spine and arthritis,
🙁
Physically unhealthy and apparantly a bit naive/not very foresightful as to what reaction complaining to the local rag is going to provoke.
Why is Job Sex Tra advertising on their website?
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dunno why she's so upset its the only big bang action she's gonna see in bed 😉
suffers with curvature of the spine
Oops, I feel a bit bad now. Should've read the full story.
*goes for a run in the rain as a punishment*
D'you think it broke because they were going at it like teenagers?
tiger_roach - Member
I once broke a bed which surprised me - a pine double; I did kinda drop down onto it from a bit higher than I expected though....
I think we should be told the whole story!
Curvature of the spine is usually at the back, not the front!
These things happen... In my younger days I broke the slats on my bed and my then g/f's bed thanks to some over zealous lovin' and neither of us were above average weight.
Maybe they were... Argh! My eyes!
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The Southern Yeti - Member
BD - you've clearly been taken in by her seductive pose. That woman has the body fat percentage of a pork scratching!
Absolute class 😆 😆
The shocked couple ... have tried to get in touch with TJ Hughes to get a refund for their £199 self-assembly bed
I think herein lies the problem. Cheap tat not built to last, they should have thought about it when they bought the nasty thing. As for having to sleep on the floor; if either of them had half a clue about anything, it wouldn't be that difficult to reinforce it with a bit of board, ffs. Would do until they got something more substantial, anyway.
Hmm my bed is a bed like that.
Will have to keep an eye on the g/friends weight.
something clearly made to a budget
ahem quoting from the article
you don’t expect it to break after you have paid good money from a[b] top store[/b].
Classy products for classy people
Jerome, this bedwrecker bust our bed....
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Be careful out there!
Take the wheels off before you take her to bed next time.
Lighter and so much more pleasurable without the rubber!
Do you think it was the chainrings that did the real damage then?
Typical council house tat.
Do you think it was the chainrings that did the real damage then?
Hmmm, more likely suspension set up. Have you tried slowing the rebound?
A mattress on the floor is probably more appropriate for them.
GROUND FLOOR.
(just discovered the CAPSLOCKKEY!)
My god, I'm heavy on my own and I wouldn't sleep in a bed like that, let alone with another person with me.
If I was that large, I wouldn't buy a not overly expensive bed and build it myself. There's no guarantee that built it properly.
And getting up in the night for a milkshake?!
It is hard not to laugh at this story and I failed
such an unlikely couple
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