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 nbt
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I can probably dig out a prize if you really want one - a throwing-star jockey wheel for instance - but I think we all know it's about the taking part and, of course, ripping the **** out of the subjects of the photos ๐Ÿ™‚

So, what can you come up with for this beauty, taken on the recce for the [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/stw-northern-chapter-ride-6th-dec-marsdensaddleworth ]STW Northern Meet December ride from Marsden[/url]

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Posted : 20/11/2009 8:13 pm
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last time i saw a pair of legs like that, they were dangling out of a nest................ ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:32 pm
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I said 29er, not 2.9er


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:33 pm
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It was only as Sally passed him, that Ken realised he had lost his wheels, shorts and dignity.


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:38 pm
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......and then a bloke on an exercise bike passed me !


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:40 pm
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I'm really starting to get the hang of this fixed wheel malarkey


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:41 pm
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"****"

๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:41 pm
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even with the extra handles, he couldn't get comfy on the sybian*

*ask cap'nflash


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:47 pm
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STW fat club reaches new depths...


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:49 pm
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you doing a turn on the front or what?


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:49 pm
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*ask cap'nflash

No need, I lol'd ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:55 pm
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What tyres for.......


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 8:57 pm
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Ride Forrest Ride!


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 9:01 pm
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Rarely had the term 'fixed' been so misunderstood.


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 9:02 pm
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"so you work from home [i]and[/i] you wangled a new bike on the cycle to work scheme? - tell me more!"


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 9:04 pm
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The only "Niche" your in is the bit between the tarmac and the grass


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 9:09 pm
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"Garry Fisher breaks the mould again"


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 9:35 pm
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Oh God! Not another STW singlespeeder.


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 10:05 pm
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"never mind your barends and your aero tuck, I'm clearly overtaking you thanks to my superior line choice..."


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 10:56 pm
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Nice track stand mate ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 11:15 pm
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bored of tearing people a new one on his singlespeed, glupton ridicules us all on his excercise bike.


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 11:20 pm
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Scaredypants is [b][i]MILES[/i][/b] in front at the moment folks, i genuinely laughed out loud ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 11:37 pm
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The mud's deep here love stay in the middle


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 11:39 pm
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'Iron my shirt'!


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 11:45 pm
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The flux capacitor was playing up again, making the hover bike a less attractive proposition...
(but + 1 for scaredypants, I too LOL-ed)


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 11:45 pm
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john was begining to sense that the ebay description for his new full susser might not have been 100% accurate


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 11:51 pm
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Have to admit defeat in knowing what 'sybian' was, so have just asked nbt, who is still ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 20/11/2009 11:59 pm
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After a winter of respraying, cleaning and fettling, Roberts bike is returned to him by the 'Kaesae', 'better then new'!!


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 12:23 am
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The house was very small.. with woodchip on the wall.He soon got very bored.. so placed it on the road..
sheee didntt noticeee meee at allll.

sorry,not a caption or anything. just heard that song earlier and put it with the picture.


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 2:10 am
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"Elbow pads - de rigeour for the less than entirely smooth roads of Marsden (especially when using an actually moving cycle-machine)"


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 2:14 am
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"You could ride Glentress on an exercise bike"


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 2:16 am
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"What cardboard box for being the butt of the joke and still having to ride around these parts?"

Cheers NBT ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 9:34 am
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Well I posted "what's the best tyre for...." on Singletrack forum & all I got was this ! ( And I have to add I haven't fell off yet ! )


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 9:07 pm
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"It was a real sod to get this bugger on the boot rack I can tell you !"


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 9:08 pm
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It's my new warranty replacement frame from C****le.. apparently this one will handle better & won't break.

(Apologies & no offence to any C*****le owners.)


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 9:12 pm
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"I know... but MBR gave it 10 out of 10!"


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 9:15 pm
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Game over after scaredypants' post.

PMSL

Even Keith's expression fits the bill.


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 9:19 pm
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On their first date little did Sally realise as to how tight fisted Kevin was when it was suggested that the first one to the top of the hill buys tea & cake...


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 9:20 pm
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Brings a whole new meaning to riding fully rigid with ZERO travel...


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 9:22 pm
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Impressive driveway, but your grass verge needs cutting !


 
Posted : 21/11/2009 9:23 pm